Ek aisi jagah btao jaha amir se amir insaan bhi katori lekr khada rahta hain
socho
socho
socho
aur socho
sochte raho
Golgappe(panipuri) wale ke pas 😀
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Ek aisi jagah btao jaha amir se amir insaan bhi katori lekr khada rahta hain
socho
socho
socho
aur socho
sochte raho
Golgappe(panipuri) wale ke pas 😀
Teacher : U failure !
At ur age Bill gates stood first in the class
Student : Mind u, Sir,
but at ur age hitler commited suicide
Sania Mirza started playing at the age of 6.. After that..
Everything in her life changed..
Except the SIZE of her skirt…!!
Kaun si devi aise hai jiska prasad bhut famous hai
socho?
Dimag lagao….
Are yaar,
Rabry Devi ke
Lalu Prasad.
BOY- bus train aur ladki ek aati hai to dusri jati hai.
GIRL- auto riksha or ladka ek bulao to char chale aate hain.
Dad: BETA ladki ka baap ghadi de to SUIT mang lena!
Scooter de to CAR, Dukan de to MAKAN manglena.
Beta- acha to LADKI ke badle
uski
MAA manglu?
Teacher : What is common between Buddha, Jesus, Mahabir and Guru Nanaka?
Student : All of them were born on government holidays.
What will Two Gay Men Tell Each Other When They See A Very Beautiful & Pretty Girl…?
..
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YAAR, LADKI AISI HAI TO “ISKA BHAI KAISA HOGA”
Kashti toofan se nikal sakti hai,
Taqdeer kisi bhi waqt bhi badal sakti hai,
Hausla rakh, channel na badal,
SANIA MIRZA kisi bhi waqt Jhuk sakti hai
Bandriya ne apni maa se pucha meri sadhi kiske sath hogi,
Bandriya ki maa ne kha agar ye sms padne wala muskra de to
Samjo baat pakki.
Happy smile day
Doctor : kya taklif hai?
Patient : sote waqt saas lene mein taklif hota hai
Doctor : aj se sote waqt saas ko nehi saali ko lekar sona
Ques : shadi me dulhe ke saath
Baarati kyun jate hain ? ? ?
Ans :- kyunki bade kehte hain ki kisiki khushi mein
Jao na jao par musibat me zarur jana chahiye..