Dad: BETA ladki ka baap ghadi de to SUIT mang lena!
Scooter de to CAR, Dukan de to MAKAN manglena.
Beta- acha to LADKI ke badle
uski
MAA manglu?
Govt Holidays – Funny Jokes
Teacher : What is common between Buddha, Jesus, Mahabir and Guru Nanaka?
Student : All of them were born on government holidays.
Two gay friends
What will Two Gay Men Tell Each Other When They See A Very Beautiful & Pretty Girl…?
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YAAR, LADKI AISI HAI TO “ISKA BHAI KAISA HOGA”
A funny mathematics jokes sms
I.Q. Test:
Char zero ek saat likho
.
.
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Likha?
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kaise?
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0000 aise likha?
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Fail…
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Correct Ans “4017”
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Ghar walo ne kitni umido se padhaya,
sab pani mein…
Funny sms about Dentist
If dentists make films,wt the names will be-
*Daant ho na ho
*Jaanam brush karo
*Aa ab clean karen
*Kabhi teeth kabhi gum
*Humara daant aapke paas hai!:-)
Tell about yourself – A Funny Sms
Those beautiful eyes, that incredible body, such a brain, a sexy mouth, nice smile …. but that is enough about me, tell me how you are?
Funny sms – teacher and student
TCHR : TUM BADE HOKR KYA KROGE?
BOY : SHADI
TCHR : NHI, MERA MTLB KYA BNOGE?
BOY : DULHA,
TCHR : OHO, I MEAN KYA HASIL KRNA CHAHTE HO?
BOY : DULHAN
Post Graduate – Funny Jokes
If someone passed any degree after graduation its called Post Graduate,
if some passed a degree after masters, what it would be called?
Simple…….
Post Master
Funny jokes – Teacher vs student
TEACHER: WO TEEN WORDS BTAO JO SBSE JYADA BOLE JAATE HAI?
STUDENT:MUJHE NAHI PTA
TEACHER:SABASH BETA BAITH JAO.
Employee and boss – a funny conversation
EMPLOYEE- “BOSS MERI SHADI HO GAYI, MERI SALARY BADHA DO”
BOSS- “FACTORY KE BAHAR HONE WALE HADSO KE LIYE COMPANY ZIMEDAR NAHI HOTI”
Spaces between fingers – A Funny Jokes
Do you know why God has created spaces between your fingers?
So that someone would come in your life..
hold your hand & say…
“LE BIDI PEE..”
One Day One Fool – A Funny Message
2day i have not sent Sms 2 anybody Except U.
2day i have not thought about anybody Except U.
Because my policy is?
one day one fool..!