Banta asked Santa: Why Manmohan Singh goes for a walk in evening?
Santa: Very simple, because he is PM not AM
Main samja shayed Tumhary hai
Santa to banta. Yaar Tumhary Bewi shehar(city) ke hai ya gaon(village) ki..
Banta. gaon ki.
Santa.ooh acha . main samja shayed Tumhary hai.
He’s Banta not Santa
Santa! Your daughter has died! Depressed, he jumps from the 100th floor
At the 50th floor, he remembers he doesn’t have a daughter!
At the 25th flr: He’s unmarried!
At the 10th: He’s Banta not Santa.
Postman: I have to come 5 miles
Postman: I have to come 5 miles to deliver you this packet.
Santa: Why did u come so far? Instead u could have posted it….
Professor Santa asked a plumber to come to his college
Professor Santa asked a plumber to come to his college.
U know why?
Because he wanted to check where the question paper is leaking…
Santa tells a girl Come 2 my house at nite
Santa tells a girl “Come 2 my house at nite, nobody will b there………….
Girl goes at night & realy nobody was there
How did Santa Kill a Lion
How did Santa Kill a Lion?
Santa thinks N thinks hard & comes to a conclusion:
I’ll drink poison n let the lion eat me.
Whoopie!!!
Sitting on The Top of the Mountain and Studying
Santa : Sitting on The Top of the Mountain and Studying….
When Banta asked what he was doing….
He replied… Oye!! Higher Studies Yaar…!!!
3 fastest means of communication
Banta: Name the 3 fastest means of communication.
Santa: Telephone, Television, Tell-a-woman
Santa and his wife filed an application for divorce
When Santa & his wife filed an application for divorce, the Judge asked: “How will you divide, you have 3 children?”
Pat came Santa’s reply: “Ok! We’ll apply NEXT YEAR.”
Can I have a burger and coke?
Santa walks into a library & says, “Can I have a burger and coke?”
Librarian, “I’m sorry, this is a library.”
Santa whispers, “Can I have a burger & fries?”
Funny sms messages
Santa – kitne bacche hai aapke?
Banta – 13.
Santa – baapre itne bacche kyun?
Banta – gharwali k baap se waada kiya tha ki kabbhi usko khali pet nehi rakhunga.