A lady asked Santa: LIPTON di chah hai?
Santa replied: Mainu ta nahi hai ji, tainu hai ta lipat ja…

Santa: “When I woke up this morning, I felt like going out and getting a job.”
Banta: “Did you?”
Santa: “No. I stayed in bed until the feeling passed.”

Q: Why was Santa writing the exam near the door?
A: Because it was an entrance exam.

Q: A Man asked Santa, “Akal badhi ya bhains? ”
A: Santa bola, “Pehle date of birth to batao.”

A man to santa ur frnd is kissing ur wife in ur home he rushes to his home and come within half an hour
n slapped tat man n said he is not my frnd.

Santa to his frnd Banta main apna purse ghar pe bhul aaya mujhe 1000 rs ki zarurat hai.
Banta-dost hi dost ke kam atta hai ye le 10 rs riksha kar ke purse le aa.

A lady calls Santa for repairing door bell,
Santa doesn’t turns up for 4 days.
Lady calls again, Santa replies,
I’m coming daily since 4 days,
I press the bell but no one comes out.

Santa (reading from book of facts): “Do you know that every time I breathe a man dies?”
Banta: “Why don’t you use a mouth wash?

Teacher to Santa: is line ki english banao, usne apna kaam kiya or karta hi gya.
Santa: He done his work and done dana dan done dana dan…

Santa to Jeeto: Kaisi sabzi banai hai, bilkul Gobar jaisa swad hai.
Jeeto, maatha peet te hue: Hey bhagwan! Na jane inhone kya-kya kha ke dekha hua hai.

Banta:how did u got a new car?
Santa:A girl drove me to a beach, took her cloth & and said: take what do u want & i took car
Banta: good yaar kapde ki karne si.