An Englishman and Santa inside the toilet.
Englishman: Good evening, how do u do?
Santa: Gud evening, we open the zip and do.

Pappu was writing his father’s name on a 1000 Watt bulb.
Santa asked him: What are you doing?
Pappu: Aapka naam roshan kar raha hoon.

Santa n Banta were watching a cricket match. When Dhoni hits a boundary.
Banta: Kya Goal mara.
Santa: Raha Na bewakoof ka bewakoof, Goal is mein nahin cricket mein hota hai.

An astronomer was watching the sky from his telescope
Santa Singh was observing him, Suddenly a star falls,
seeing that Santa Singh shouted, “Kya nishana lagaya hai!”

American: In our country , marriage even takes place with email.
Santa: In India, it is only with a female.

Banta was driving down the highway past a sign that said, “Clean Toilets 8 Kms.”
By the time he drove eight kms he had cleaned 14 toilets.

Santa: Why Americans stop printing stamps with photo of Pamela Anderson?
Banta: Coz people started licking the wrong side of it for pasting them on the envelopes.

Santa went to see a gal for marriage.
Their families decided to leave them for some talk. After some time, Santa asks: Behenji, tusin kinne behen-bhai ho?
Girl: Vaise taan 3 si, par hun 4 ho gaye.

Preeto: Raat ko aap peeke gutter mein gir gaye the.
Banta: Kya bataoon, sub galat sangati ka asar hai, hum 4 dost… 1 bottle,
aur woh teeno kambhakt peeten nahin.

Santa – “why are all these people running?” Banta – “This is a race, the winner will get the cup.”
Santa – “If only the winner will get the cup, why are the others running?”

What does Santa do after taking a xerox?
He compares it with the original for any spelling mistakes.