Santa went to a bank to open a S.B. A/C.
After Seeing he went to Delhi. Guess why?
The FORM said “FILL UP IN CAPITAL “.

The Teacher asked all the students in a class to write an essay on a cricket match.
All were busy writing except Santa.
He wrote “DUE TO RAIN, NO MATCH!”

Santa goes to buy a underwear. On choosing one he asks: How much for this?
Shopkeeper: Rs 500
Santa: Arey bhai daily waer dikhaao, Party wear nahin chahiye.

Jeeto: Why do Farts stink?
Santa: So that Deaf people can enjoy them too!

Dress code 4 a party – BLACK TIES ONLY.
Santa goes for the party & is surprised to see that the other guests are wearing SUITS also!

Santa: What’s difference between man & Superman?
Pappu: Man wears underwear under the trouser & superman wears it over the trouser.

Santa ped pe chada to upar baithey Bandar ne poocha: Upar kyon aaya?
Santa: Apple khane.
Bandar: Yeh to aam ka ped hai.
Santa: Pata hai, Apple saath laya hoon.

Santa: My dad was an extremely brave man. He once entered a lion’s cage.
Banta: He probably got a lot of applause ven he got out.
Santa: I didn’t say he got out.