Titanic doob raha tha.
1 gore ne santa se pucha dharti kitni dur hai.
Santa- 2kms.
Gore ne samnudr me jump laga k pucha kis taraf.
Santa NEECHE………
What should be in a book to make it a bestseller
Teacher: What should be in a book to make it a bestseller?
Santa’s son Pappu: A girl on the cover and no cover on the girl.
Santa visits Chinese friend
Santa visits Chinese friend dying in hospital.
Man says CHIN YU YAN n dies.
Santa goes 2 china 2 find meaning of friends last words.
It is ‘U R STANDNG ON D OXGN TUBE!”
Hi, Main Bol Raha Hoon
Santa: “Hi, Main Bol Raha Hoon”.
Banta: “Kamaal Hain, Ithe Vi Main Bol Raha Hoon!”
Santa suffering from cold was shivering
Santa suffering from cold was shivering. His son called a doc.
Doc: wht happened?
Son: Bimari da ta pata nahun par baapu saver da VIBRATION mode te lagaya hai
Bhejnewala gadha, padhnewala mahan
Banta sent sms to Santa: Bhejnewala mahan, padhnewala gadha.
Santa got angry and replied: Bhejnewala gadha, padhnewala mahan.
Santa was writing something very slowly
Santa was writing something very slowly.
Banta asked: “Why are you writing so slowly?”
Santa: “I’m writing to my 6 yr old son, he can’t read very fast.”
Santa wins 20 cr from a Rs. 20 lottery ticket
Santa wins 20 cr from a Rs. 20 lottery ticket. The Dealer gives him 11 cr after deducting taxes.
Angry Santa: “Give me 20 cr or else return my 20 Rs back.!”
Santa recently found the answer to the most difficult question ever
Santa recently found the answer to the most difficult question ever.
What came first, the Chicken or the Egg?
O Yaar, what ever u order first will come first.
Photographer Santa
Photographer Santa was focusing on the dead body’s face in a funeral function.
Suddenly all the relatives started beating him – why?
He said “SMILE PLEASE”
A Teacher was lecturing on Population Explosion
A Teacher was lecturing on Population Explosion – “In India after every 10 sec a woman gives birth to a kid.”
Santa stood up and said – “we must find & stop her!”
Santa went to a bank to open a S.B. A/C
Santa went to a bank to open a S.B. A/C.
After Seeing he went to Delhi. Guess why?
The FORM said “FILL UP IN CAPITAL “.
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