Santa Banta – Page 4

Santa smooched a girl

Santa saw a beautiful gal… he went and smooched her.
Gal – What are you doing?
Santa: Law, 4th semester from Punjab University.

Le Karle Number Note

Santa was riding on a horse, He jumped the red light & a cop whistles’
Santa lifts the tail of horse & says, “Le Karle Number Note”

“TAMSO MA JYOTIR GAMYA” shloka ka kya arth hai

Teacher: Pappu, “TAMSO MA JYOTIR GAMYA” shloka ka kya arth hai?
Pappu: Tum so jayo maa, mein Jyoti ke pass ja raha hoon.

Madam ji sari upar karoge photo lena hai

Santa took out his wallet, in the bus, his photo fell our of his wallet.
He goes to a lady, “Madam ji sari upar karoge photo lena hai.”

Itne kam marks? Do thappad marne chahiye

Santa: Itne kam marks? Do thappad marne chahiye.
Pappu: Haan papa, chalo maine us saale master ka ghar bhi dekh rakha hai.

Truck dekhkar tum kaampte kyon ho?

Banta: Truck dekhkar tum kaampte kyon ho?
Santa: Ek truck driver meri biwi lekar bhaag gaya tha, har baar lagta hai jaise usko vapas karne aya hai.

Why don’t u cook something else

Lady to inspector Santa: My husband went to buy potatoes 5 days ago, he hasn’t come back yet!
Santa: Why don’t u cook something else.

I hav’nt slept all nite in the train

Santa: I hav’nt slept all nite in the train.
Banta: Y?
Santa: Got upper berth.
Banta: Y did’nt u try to Xchnge?
Santa: oye, there was nobody 2 Xchng in the lower berth..

My mother-in-law was bitten by a mad dog

Santa: My mother-in-law was bitten by a mad dog!
Banta: Oh! That’s terrible.
Santa: Yes, it was sad to watch the dog die in convulsions.”

Kal raat tum mujhe neend mein tumne mujhe gaaliyan di

Jeeto: Kal raat tum mujhe neend mein tumne mujhe gaaliyan di
Santa: Tumhari galat fahami hai.
Jeeto: Kaisi galatfahami?
Santa: Yehi ki mein soya tha.

Mein to diwana hoon shadi-shuda aurton ka

Gal to Banta: Kya shaadi k baad bi tum muje itna pyar karoge?
Banta: Kyon nahin? Mein to diwana hoon shadi-shuda aurton ka.

The longest sentence you can think of

Teacher: I want you to tell me the longest sentence you can think of.
Pappu: Life imprisonment!