Santa Banta – Page 4

“TAMSO MA JYOTIR GAMYA” shloka ka kya arth hai

Teacher: Pappu, “TAMSO MA JYOTIR GAMYA” shloka ka kya arth hai?
Pappu: Tum so jayo maa, mein Jyoti ke pass ja raha hoon.

Madam ji sari upar karoge photo lena hai

Santa took out his wallet, in the bus, his photo fell our of his wallet.
He goes to a lady, “Madam ji sari upar karoge photo lena hai.”

Itne kam marks? Do thappad marne chahiye

Santa: Itne kam marks? Do thappad marne chahiye.
Pappu: Haan papa, chalo maine us saale master ka ghar bhi dekh rakha hai.

Truck dekhkar tum kaampte kyon ho?

Banta: Truck dekhkar tum kaampte kyon ho?
Santa: Ek truck driver meri biwi lekar bhaag gaya tha, har baar lagta hai jaise usko vapas karne aya hai.

Why don’t u cook something else

Lady to inspector Santa: My husband went to buy potatoes 5 days ago, he hasn’t come back yet!
Santa: Why don’t u cook something else.

I hav’nt slept all nite in the train

Santa: I hav’nt slept all nite in the train.
Banta: Y?
Santa: Got upper berth.
Banta: Y did’nt u try to Xchnge?
Santa: oye, there was nobody 2 Xchng in the lower berth..

My mother-in-law was bitten by a mad dog

Santa: My mother-in-law was bitten by a mad dog!
Banta: Oh! That’s terrible.
Santa: Yes, it was sad to watch the dog die in convulsions.”

Jeeto V/s Santa

Jeeto: U tell a man something, it goes in one ear & comes out of the other.
Santa: U tell a woman something, it goes in both ears & comes out of the mouth.

Santa smooched a girl

Santa saw a beautiful gal… he went and smooched her.
Gal – What are you doing?
Santa: Law, 4th semester from Punjab University.

Santa’s wish

Santa’s wish: When I die, I wana die like my grandpa who died peacefully in his sleep?
Not screaming like all the passengers in the car he was driving..

What’s Oxford

What’s Ford?
Santa: Gaadi.
What’s Oxford?
Santa: So simple, Bail Gaadi

Santa proposed to a girl

Santa proposed to a girl……
Girl said: ‘I’m 1 yr elder to you’.
Santa said: ‘Oye, no problem Soniye, I’ll marry you next year.