Santa goes 2 a Petrol Pump
sees a board Don”t use Mobile Here,
he Picks his Mobile Phone,
Calls everyone from his phone
& says DON”T CALL ME NOW.

Santa found answer to the
most difficult question ever-
What comes first the chicken or the egg ?
O yaar, jiska order pehle doge, vo ayega !

Santa was drawing money from ATM.
Banta, who was just behind him in
the line said: I’ve seen ur password. It’s ****.
Sant: U r wrong. It’s 1394.

Maths Teacher Was Teaching
Mathematical Conversions

Teacher-If
1000 Kgs= Ton.
Then

For 3000 Kgs
=How Much?

Santa-
Ton!Ton!Ton!

Salesman:This computer will
cut your workload by 50%.

Santa:That is great,
I will take two of them:p

Santa Singh tried to light his cigarette. He struck the first match on the match box, but it didnt light.

He tried another, It didnt light too. The third one finally lit his cigarette, carefully blew the match out and put it in his vest pocket.

What for did you put that match in your vest pocket? asked the another man.

Santa replied, Thats a lucky match stick. Ill use it again.

Santa had a dream in which someone murdered him.
Next day he closed his bank account. Know why?
Because the bank’s slogan was:
We make your dreams come true

Santa cuts sides of the capsule
before taking it?
Guess why?
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To avoid the side effects!

American: In our country ,
marriage even takes place with email.

Santa: In India, it is only with a female

Bantas advise:-
Dont carry umbrella during rain
Keep WHISPER on ur head
ye ghanto tak geelepan
ka ahsas nahi hone deta:D

Santa:
Major Rohail told me T.V cabel is not good for kids,
they don’t study,so i got rid of it

Banta: Good?
Santa: Now we have a Dish Installed

Santa Lost His Cheque Book

Bank Manager:
Be Careful,
Anyone Can Put Ur Sign …

Santa:
Oye, Im Not A Fool,
I Have Already Signed
All Cheques … ;->