Santa Drivs In To 1-Way &
Cros NO ENTRY Board

Police: No ENTRY Ka
Board Nai Dekha ?

Santa: Mujhe Laga Film
Ka Poster Hai..

Santa Driving On D Wrong
Side Of One Way Road,
&
He Became Upset & Said,
> Shit,
I Think I Am Late To
The Function,
All R Coming Back

Santa Se Puchha Ki-“Tum Next Janam Me Kya Banna Pasand Karoge?
Srdr-“A Cockroach”
Why?
Bcoz Meri Wife Sirf Cockroach Se Hi Darti Hai

Santa: So,
you are distantly related to the family next door,

are you?

Banta: Yes,
their dog is our dogs brother.

Santa – My wife died yesterday..
Im trying to cry but tears are not come out,
what to do?
Banta – No Problem.
Just Imagine she Came Back. 😀 

Hum to udti chidya k bhi par gin lete he,

Santa:
Is me mushkil hi kiya hai
2 hi to
hota hein

Santa: Look a thief has entered our kitchen
and he is eating the cake I made.

Banta: Whom should I call now,
Police or Ambulance?

Santa and Jeeto were on an African Safari when a lion sprang out of nowhere & draged Jeeto with his jaws.
Jeeto: Shoot him, Shoot him!
Santa: I can’t. I ran out of film.

Santa to Pappu: Where’s Sukhna Lake?
Pappu: Pata nahi.
Santa: Kabhi ghar se bhi nikla karo.
Pappu: Who’s Banta?
Santa: Pata nai.
Pappu: Kabhi ghar me bhi raha karo.

Nurse: Congrats Santa ji, aap papa ban gaye.
Santa: Meri wife ko nahi bolna mein use surprise dunga!

Santa saw a beautiful gal… he went and smooched her.
Gal – What are you doing?
Santa: Law, 4th semester from Punjab University.