Santa – “why are all these people running?” Banta – “This is a race, the winner will get the cup.”
Santa – “If only the winner will get the cup, why are the others running?”

What does Santa do after taking a xerox?
He compares it with the original for any spelling mistakes.

Santa was standing below a tube light with mouth wide open………WHY?
Because his doctor advised him “Today’s dinner should be light”.

Santa invested 2 Lakhs in a business and suffered huge Losses.
Do u know what the business was?
He opened a Saloon in Punjab!

Santa calls Air India. ‘How long does it take to fly to Amritsar?’
‘Just a sec,’ says the customer service assistant.
‘Thank you.’ says Santa and hangs up.

Santa Singh while riding a cycle suddenly hit a girl!
The girl shouted: Ghanti nahi maar sakta tha!!!
Santa: Poori cycle to maar di ab ghanti alag se maroon??!!!

Santa ek ! sadhu se bola” Baba, meri biwi bahut pareshan karti hai, koi
upay batao.
Sadhu: Beta, upaay hota to main sadhu kyun banta?

Santa & Banta got tired of mobile & decide 2 use pigeons.
1day a pigeon reaches Banta without message.
Angry Banta calls Santa!
Santa: Oye, this was a missed call

Santa at an Art Gallery: I suppose this horrible looking thing is what you call Modern art?
Art dealer: I beg your pardon sir, that’s a mirror!

Santa gets ready, wears his tie and coat; goes out, climbs a tree and sits on the branch regularly.
Banta asks why he does this.
Santa: “I’ve been promoted as branch manager.”