Sardar orders pizza.
Waiter: Sir shud i cut it into 4 pieces or into 8 pieces?
Sardar: 4 hi karde 8 khaye nahi jayenge

A sardar on an interview for the post of detective was
asked a question
Interviewer – Who killed Gandhiji ?
Sardar – Thanks for giving me the job, I will
investigate

SARDARNI SAY:- aji sunday o..Aj 3 dako aaye see.. unhaan nay mere izat lut laee jay.
SARDAR SAY:-  toon onhaan noo rokya naeen….?
SARDARNI REPLIES:- bohot rokya see… per o rukay e naeen…. kehen lagay HUN SANO JAAN DAY…ASSI THAK GAEE AAN

Do sardar ja rahah hote hain,k samne se eik pregnant auorat aa rahih hoti hai,sardar dousre sardar se khata hain kiyaa is ko bhi laal chuti ne kaata hain

After returning back from a foreign trip, sardar asked his wife,
Do I look like a foreigner?
Wife: No! Why?
Sardar: In London a lady asked me Are you a foreigner?

Sardarji fixed an answering machine at home.
Two days later he disconnected it because he was getting complaints like
“Saala phone utha ke bolta hai ghar pe nahin hai.”

A SARDAR IS SING A PATRIOTIC SONG-“”EY MERE VATAN KE LOGON
JARA AAINKH MEIN BHAR LO PANI,
JO SHAHEED HUYE HAIN UNKEE,
TUSSI GHAR LE AAO “JANANI”

Ek Sardar ne ek bachy se pucha k tum ko A,B,C Aaty hai to bachy ne keha k mujy 9 tak aty hia..
Sardar ne bachy se keha k oyee Ullu k pathy 9 A,b,c main nahe aata. yeh to Alif,, Be,,Main ata hai