Intelligent Santa
All scientists fail 2 ans this but santa rocks
Q:-Which liquid thng turns solid on heating?
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Ans:- BESAN k PAKODE.
Sardar ji in bus
Sardar ji, apko logo ne kyon mara ?
Sardar: “arey yaar meri photo bus mein gir gai thi,
Maine kaha madam zara saari upar kijiye
Photo lena hai, bus?..”
A funny jokes about sardar
NURSE kept SARDAR’S FINGER in HER MOUTH
after BLOOD TEST.
THEN SARDAR STARTED DANCING.
NURSE:y r u DANCING.
SARDAR:next is URINE TEST
Sher ka shikar
Ek sardar darwaze k bahir bandook liye khra tha, his wife askes him” y r u standing here”. Sardar ji bole “sher k shikar pe ja raha hoon.” wife : “to jaao na!” sardar ji : “kese jaoon bahar Kutta khada hain!”
A funny sms about sardar
A sardar asked his frend,
“kya tumharay underwear mein suraakh hain?”
Frend replied “No”
Sardar said,
“to phir taangain kahan se daalta hai saalay…
Me Na Socha Surprise Dunga
Sardar Ki Mah Ki Death Ho Gai,
Ek Saal Bad Sardar Ka Baap America Sa Wapis Aya, Us Na Poucha Teri Mah Kahan Ha,
Sardar Bola Wo To Pichlay Saal Hi Mar Gai Thi, Sardar Ka Bap Ronay Lga Or Bola Kuttay,
Kaminay To Tu Na Mujhay Btaya Q Nhi, Sardar Bola,
Me Na Socha Surprise Dun Ga…=P;->
Sardar and urine test – a funny jokes
NURSE kept SARDAR?S FINGER in HER MOUTH
after BLOOD TEST.
THEN SARDAR STARTED DANCING .
NURSE:y r u DANCING.
SARDAR:next is URINE TEST
Sardar’s wife is pregnant
Sardar on phone:
Doctor my wife is pregnant. She is having pain right now.
Doctor: Is this her first child?
Sardar: No this is her husband speaking?
A funny conversation between sardars
Sardar’s Friend: Yaar,
Last Year The Name Plate Outside Your House
Read Santa Singh, B.A.
This Year It Reads Santa Singh, M.A.
When Did You Finish Your Masters Degree?
Sardar: You Don’t Understand.
Last Year My Wife Died,
I Put B.A. To Indicate “Bachelor Again”.
Then I Took A Second Wife, So M.A. Is “Married Again”.
See the legs and tell the name
In a practical Exam
Examiner showed legs of bird n said : Tell the bird’s name
Sardar : I dont know
Exminer: U r failed. Wats ur name?
Sardar: You see my legs, and tell me.
What is adult joke
Sardarji was asked,
what is a adult joke?
Reply came
any joke which is eighteen years old.
funny sardar jokes
Sardar Roz Apne Kitchen Mein Jata Aur Sugar Box Kholta Aur Band Kar Deta Tha!
Why?
Kyon Ke Doctor Ne Jo Kaha Tha Ke Apni Sugar Roz Check Karna…