Sardar wins 20 cr from Rs. 20 lottery ticket.
Dealer gave 11cr after deducting tax.
Angry Sardar:
“Give me 20 cr or else return my 20 Rs back.”

Sardar told his servant:
Go and water the plants. Servant
it’s already raining. Sardar: So what?
Take an umbrella and go.

Sardar: Doctor help me, mein jab baat karta huun
to muje sirf awaaz sunaideti hai, aadmi nahi dikhta.

Dr: Aaisa kab hota hai?
Sardar: Phone karte waqt.

Sardarji opens his lunch box
in the middle of the road..why ?

Just to confirm whether he is going
to or coming back from the office

Sardar : Sitting on The Top of the Mountain and Studying..
When a person asked what he was doing..
He replied… Oye!! Higher Studies Yaar..!!!

A Teacher lecturing on population –
In India after Every 10 sec a
woman gives birth to a kid.

A Sardar stands up-
we must find & stop her!.

Sardar-
why r all these people running?

Man- This is a race, the winner will get the cup.

Sardar-If only the winner will get the cup,
why r others running?

How can a Sardar Kill a Lion ?
Sardarji thinks N thinks hard
&
comes to a conclusion:
I’ll drink poison n let lion eat me.

Sardarji was asked,
what is a adult joke?

Reply came
any joke which is eighteen years old.

In a party a lady wanted
to go to toilet so
she inquired with a sardar
papaji susu karne ki jagah dikhao,

sardarji replied u naughty
pehle tum dikhao.

Question: Why did 18 Sardars
go to a movie?

Answer: Because below 18
was not allowed.

Do U know why a sardar ji kept
the door open while taking a bath?

Because he was scared that someone
might see through the KEY HOLE