Teacher : What a pair of strange socks you are wearing,
one is green and one is blue with red spots!

Sardar ji: Yes it’s really strange.
I’ve got another pair of the same at home.

Sardarji is not sleeping with his wife! these days
Guess why?
because somebody had told him that
it is wrong to sleep with married women.

A Sardar looking at sky asks another Sardar :
Is that a sun or moon?

Other Sardar replies :
Oye ! No idea…Im new to this city..

Sardarji was asked,
what is a adult joke?

Reply came
any joke which is eighteen years old.

In a party a lady wanted
to go to toilet so
she inquired with a sardar
papaji susu karne ki jagah dikhao,

sardarji replied u naughty
pehle tum dikhao.

Question: Why did 18 Sardars
go to a movie?

Answer: Because below 18
was not allowed.

Do U know why a sardar ji kept
the door open while taking a bath?

Because he was scared that someone
might see through the KEY HOLE

Newspaper Mein News Lugi K
“50% Of Sardars Are Donkeys”

The Sardars Protested.

Next Day News Lagi K
“50% Of Sardars R Not Donkeys”

The Sardars Celebrated.

Taxi driver to sardar:-

Sardar ji petrol khatam ho gaya ha gaddi agay nahi ja rahi

sardar: Koi gal nahi gaddi piche lelo

Sardar: I havent slept all nite in the train.
Friend: Y?
Sardar: Got upper berth.
Friend: Y didnt u ecchanged?
Sardar: oye, there was nobody
2 exchange in the lower birth..

Sardarji & his wife going to city in auto.
Driver adjusted miror.
Sardarji shouted you are seeing my wife.

Go & sit back. I will drive auto..:D

Q:- Why does Sardar always smile during lightning storms?

A:- They think their picture is being taken.