Funny | Jokes – Page 50

Decent Funny Joke

God made us body parts for a reason.
Eyes: to look at you
Hands: to pray for you
Mind: to remember you
Heart: to miss you
and..
Legs: to kick you if u ever forget me!!

What a joke

I have lots of jokes in my inbox,
But I can’t send you all of them,
It will take a lot of time,
So I’m sending you just 1 joke
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“You are so beautiful”

Funny hindi jokes

Sir – Baccho kasam khao kabhi sarab, cigarate, jua or ladki ko nehi chuoge.Des k liye jaan doge..
Bacche – de denge sir, aysi zindegi rakh k kya karenge.

A funny love letter of biscuit wala

Biscuit wala”s love letter – Dear MARRIE, wish u a GOOD DAY,U have just KRACKJACKED my LITTLE HEARTS,now i am in 50-50 position,plz dont play HIDE N SEEK with me,ur TIGER.

Funny Bengali Jokes

Question – jatak golper Buddhadeb ses jibone ki hoye jonmechilen?
Answer – Paschim banger cheif minister.

Funny sms jokes about vodafone

A lady delivered twins,surprisingly 1 s a boy and another 1 is a dog. how is it possible? Bcoz her husband is a VODAFONE dealer,whereever u go,network follows.

Funny text messages

A man saw his wife sleeping wd his friend.
He took a gun and shot him.
Wife says in anger “is tarha behave karoge to sare dost kho doge.”

Funny text message – saand amd gai

Saand – ” kya bolti tu?”
Gai – “kya main bolu?”Saand “sun”
Gai – ” suna”
Saand – “aati kya goshala?”
Gai – “kya karu aake main goshala?”
Saand – “mundi hilayenge,ghas chabayenge,gobar felayenge aur kya”.

Funny commercial messages

If all big companies starts to market condom of their brand?
Pepsodent condom kare raat bhar dhisum dhisum.
Colgate condom yeh hamara suraksha chakra
MRF condom Extra rubber,extra milage.
Moov condom aah se aaha tak
Sprite condom Bujhaye only pyaas baki sab bakwas
Tata sky condom iski laga dala toh life jhingalala.