Ek gora tha. Jab uska ladka paida hua wo kala tha.
Tab gora ne apne patni ke paas jata hai aur puchata hai.
” yaar main bhi gora tha tum bhi gori thi to baccha kaise kala paida ho gaya”?
Aur fir uski bibi ne jawab diya.
” darling main bhi hot tum bhi hot sayad ” baccha jal gaya hoga” 😀

Class me sir ne madam ki kiss kar ke kaha
”dekho baccho chumne se AIDS nahi failta”
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Tabhu ek student ne kaha:
” maza aa gaya sir”
ab ye dikhao AIDS failta kaise hai. 😀

3 chor Santa , Golu aur Pappu..

police se bachne ke liye 3 borio me
chup
gaye…..
Police wale ne pehle bori par danda
maara.
Santa bola: bow bow..
Police wala: Isme kutta hai..
Fir dusri bori par danda mara..
Golu bola: meow meow..
Policewala: Isme billi hai..
Fir 3sri bori par danda maara to koi
awaaz
nahi aayi.
Toh usne do dnde maare fir bhi koi
awaaz nahi
aayi
fir 20-25 dnde marne ke baad Pappu
zor se
bola:
Saale haramkhor Aaloo hun Aaloo

khanna…..

To Whom It May Concern: Your birth certificate is an apology letter from the condom factory.

To make it straight, she pulls it.
To make is stand, she rubs it.
To make it stiff, she licks it.
To put it in, she pushes it.
It’s hell of a job to threading a needle.

Give me 1 kiss to go to sleep.
Give me 2 kisses to dream.
Give me an endless row of kisses too,
when I wake up in the morning,
think of u as the last kiss I never forget it.

Tarke Uth K Chaa Banade
Do K Desi Biscuit V Khala De
Jatt Ne, Jatt Ne
Billo Jatt Ne Tralla Pauna Ae
Billo Jatt Ne Tralla Pauna Ae
Daale Te Gott Likhauna Ae x2
Billo Jatt Ne Tralla Pauna Ae
Daale Te Gott Likhauna Ae x2
Ik Rakhni Caleinder Mehbooba
Naal Beh K Dekho Har Sooba
Subah Khant Shami Kalkatte Nee
Asin Shakiye Pronthe Tatte Nee
Nee Asin Fun Nu Peisha Bnauna Ae

A boyfriend who tells hoes & sluts, “I have a girlfriend”,…is a real a s s dude.

Boy to girl- ‘Stop’ I can PK
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Girl- what PK?
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Boy- purpose karuga
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Girl- FSSSM
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Boy- what FSSSM?
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Girl- fut saale sendal se maarugi:D
Girls rocks
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Boy- MBKF
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Girl- what MBKF?
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Boy- mukka bhi khayegi fir
Boys double rocks.

Ultimate Hit!!

Pappu ka interview: Batao wo kaun si Aurat hain jisko 1OO% pata hota hain ki uska Husband kaha hain?

Pappu ne apna khatarnak dimag lagaya or bola
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“Vidhwa Aurat… 😀

Today there will be a Fight between my Teachers. Guess Why?
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Ans. Because Today is GURU WAR.

Logo ne chilaya kamal hogya kamal hogya sabun se lungi dhoya rumal hogya