Funny | Jokes – Page 57

Funny sms about Dentist

If dentists make films,wt the names will be-
*Daant ho na ho
*Jaanam brush karo
*Aa ab clean karen
*Kabhi teeth kabhi gum
*Humara daant aapke paas hai!:-)

Tell about yourself – A Funny Sms

Those beautiful eyes, that incredible body, such a brain, a sexy mouth, nice smile …. but that is enough about me, tell me how you are?

Funny sms – teacher and student

TCHR : TUM BADE HOKR KYA KROGE?
BOY : SHADI
TCHR : NHI, MERA MTLB KYA BNOGE?
BOY : DULHA,
TCHR : OHO, I MEAN KYA HASIL KRNA CHAHTE HO?
BOY : DULHAN

Post Graduate – Funny Jokes

If someone passed any degree after graduation its called Post Graduate,
if some passed a degree after masters, what it would be called?

Simple…….

Post Master

Funny jokes – Teacher vs student

TEACHER: WO TEEN WORDS BTAO JO SBSE JYADA BOLE JAATE HAI?

STUDENT:MUJHE NAHI PTA

TEACHER:SABASH BETA BAITH JAO.

Employee and boss – a funny conversation

EMPLOYEE- “BOSS MERI SHADI HO GAYI, MERI SALARY BADHA DO”

BOSS- “FACTORY KE BAHAR HONE WALE HADSO KE LIYE COMPANY ZIMEDAR NAHI HOTI”

Funny sms about Father’s Age

Man : How old is your father?
Boy : As old as me,
Man : How can that be?
Boy : He became a father only when I was born?

A boy went 2 drop an unknown aunty 2 her home,
Aunty: beta raat bahot ho gayi hain, yahi so jao, bittoo ke room me.
Boy: nahi aunty main guest room me so jaunga
next morning a beautiful girl comes with a cup of coffee.

boy: aap kon?

girl: main bitoo.., aap kon?

boy: main chutia…