Funny | Jokes – Page 55

Funny sms – doctor and patient

Doctor : kya taklif hai?
Patient : sote waqt saas lene mein taklif hota hai
Doctor : aj se sote waqt saas ko nehi saali ko lekar sona

Funny question and answer about shadi

Ques : shadi me dulhe ke saath
Baarati kyun jate hain ? ? ?
Ans :- kyunki bade kehte hain ki kisiki khushi mein
Jao na jao par musibat me zarur jana chahiye..

Mallika Sherawat goes to the L.I.C

Mallika Sherawat goes to the L.I.C officer to insure her body,
the L.I.C officer refused,
sorry madam we dont cover public property

Ek pagal or aadmi.. funny jokes

Ek pagal ulta nanga soya tha,
ek admi ne uske piche tabla bajaya
ulta soya huya pagal sidha huya aur bola,
le ab bansuri baaja.

Crazy mom – funny text

Son : Mom u r white but why i am black?
Mom : ok dear considering all the crazy things i’ve done at young age,
i am really thankful to god that u dont bark.

Highest level of stupidity

What is the highest level of stupidity?
Ans:- Jab kansmama ko pata tha ki devki aur Vasudev ki 8wa santan uska badh karega
to dono ko karagar me eksaath kyun rakha?…..

Funny conversation between a boy and a girl

Boy – if I kiss u and run, what will u think?
Girl – I’ll think…….ek bewakoof,
jo pura paper attempt kaar sakta tha
woh sirf objectives likhke bhag gaya.

90yr man: My 18yr wife is pregnant, ur opinion doc?
Dr: Let me tel u a story. A hunter in a hurry, grabs n umbrela instead of d gun. He moves into d jungle, sees a lion, lifts d umbrela, pulls d handle n BANG, De lion drops dead!
Old man: Dat is impossible, sum1 else must hav shot d lion!
Dr: EXACTLY!!