Teacher: Tomorrow there will be a lecture on Sun.
Everyone must attend it.
Raju: No! I will not be able to attend it.
Teacher: Why?
Raju: My mother will not allow me to go so far !!

Jesus says to John come forth ill give you eternal life. John came fifth he won a toaster..

This cat is cat a cat good cat way cat to cat keep cat a cat idiot cat busy cat for cat 20 cat seconds cat!
NOW READ IT WITHOUT SAYIN CAT!

Husband asks, Do you know the meaning of WIFE.
It means…Without Information Fighting Everytime!
WIFE satys No, it means –
With Idiot for Ever.

Love affairs:Something like cricket,
where one-day internationals are more popular than a five-day test.

Boy : while filling up a form: “Dad, what should I write for mother tongue?”
Dad : Very long!

Andhe ke hath me “TORCH”,
Bahre ke hath me “RADIO”,
Gunge ke hath me “MIKE”,
AUR AAP KE HATH ME “MOBILE”
WAH WAH Kya Zamana Aaya hai!!!

HAR KHUSI KO TERI TARAF MOD DENGE, TERE LIYE CHAND TARE TOR DENGE, TERE LIYE KHUSIYON KE DARVAAZE KHOL DENGE, 1 BAAR HAS KE TO DIKHO TERE SAARE DAANT TOR DENGE HA..HA..HA

After an emotional hug, Girl whispers to Boy:
“If you hug me once more like that, I will be yours forever”

Boy: Thanks for the warning!!!