Last night I lay in my bed looking at the beautiful stars, the moon and the sky…then i thought where the fuck is my roof

In a bath room, a boy touchez a girl every where
Yu Know who was dat boy?

Stupid Itz Life boy Soap

Dirty pple alwayz think dirty.

Jesus says to John come forth ill give you eternal life. John came fifth he won a toaster..

This cat is cat a cat good cat way cat to cat keep cat a cat idiot cat busy cat for cat 20 cat seconds cat!
NOW READ IT WITHOUT SAYIN CAT!

Husband asks, Do you know the meaning of WIFE.
It means…Without Information Fighting Everytime!
WIFE satys No, it means –
With Idiot for Ever.

Love affairs:Something like cricket,
where one-day internationals are more popular than a five-day test.

Teacher : U failure !

At ur age Bill gates stood first in the class

Student : Mind u, Sir,

but at ur age hitler commited suicide

Sania Mirza started playing at the age of 6.. After that..
Everything in her life changed..
Except the SIZE of her skirt…!!

Kaun si devi aise hai jiska prasad bhut famous hai
socho?
Dimag lagao….
Are yaar,
Rabry Devi ke
Lalu Prasad.