90yr man: My 18yr wife is pregnant, ur opinion doc?
Dr: Let me tel u a story. A hunter in a hurry, grabs n umbrela instead of d gun. He moves into d jungle, sees a lion, lifts d umbrela, pulls d handle n BANG, De lion drops dead!
Old man: Dat is impossible, sum1 else must hav shot d lion!
Dr: EXACTLY!!

A boy: I love ur daughter since 5 months.
Girls Father: How can u proove it.
boy: wait for 4 month… u will belive ur self.

Ek aisi jagah btao jaha amir se amir insaan bhi katori lekr khada rahta hain
socho

socho

socho

aur socho

sochte raho

Golgappe(panipuri) wale ke pas 😀

School mein master ji ne puchha – ” Mujh me koi bhi kami nahi hain”
To mujhe tum log kya kahoge?
Students : “Kami na”

One day Raja and rani decided to send messages to each other by using
Pigeon instead of mobile. The very next day pigeon reached raja without any
message. He angried and called to rani. She told stupid “This was a missed call”

Sahab:
Tum bathroom main qun ghus aye,
kiya tumhein pta nahi tha ki main nahaa rahaa hun?
naukar:
sahab galati ho gayi,
mein samjhaa tha begum sahibaa naha rahi hain 😉

Husband: Meri Biwi Gum ho Gae Hay!
Post Master: Andhay ye post office hay
Police Station jao.

Husband: Maaf Kejeay Ga Khushi
may Smjh nai a Rha Kidhar jaaon?

Those beautiful eyes, that incredible body, such a brain, a sexy mouth, nice smile …. but that is enough about me, tell me how you are?

TCHR : TUM BADE HOKR KYA KROGE?
BOY : SHADI
TCHR : NHI, MERA MTLB KYA BNOGE?
BOY : DULHA,
TCHR : OHO, I MEAN KYA HASIL KRNA CHAHTE HO?
BOY : DULHAN