A man saw his wife sleeping wd his friend.
He took a gun and shot him.
Wife says in anger “is tarha behave karoge to sare dost kho doge.”

Saand – ” kya bolti tu?”
Gai – “kya main bolu?”Saand “sun”
Gai – ” suna”
Saand – “aati kya goshala?”
Gai – “kya karu aake main goshala?”
Saand – “mundi hilayenge,ghas chabayenge,gobar felayenge aur kya”.

Sometimes wen i cry no 1 c my tears,
wen i m woried no 1 c my pain,
wen i m happy no 1 c my smile
lekin…
sala. 1 ladki k saath ghoomay
to sab dekh lete hai..

Importance of thumb…

Children use it 4 chewing

Illiterate people use it 4 sign

Winners 4 victory

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My FANS use it 4 reading my messages
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Oh…u toooo?

Girl: if u will try 2 kiss me, main shore macha dungi.
Boy: Lekin yahan to dur tak koi nahi hai.
Girl: I know but formality to poori karni hi padegi..

Teacher: Tomorrow there will be a lecture on Sun.
Everyone must attend it.
Raju: No! I will not be able to attend it.
Teacher: Why?
Raju: My mother will not allow me to go so far !!

Boy and girl of class 2 asked teacher:
“can kids of our age have kids?”

Teacher replied “NO Never!!”

Boy said to girl :
“see i told you not to worry!!!!”.

A : u r Active
B : u r Best
C : u r Cute
D : u r my Dearest
E : u r Excelant
F : u r alwayz First
G : u r Great
Sorry cant lie till Z…