Funny | Jokes – Page 50

Decent Funny Sms

Wife :-I will die.
Husband :- I will also die.
Wife :- why will you die?
Husband :- because I can’t bear that much happiness

Decent Funny Joke

God made us body parts for a reason.
Eyes: to look at you
Hands: to pray for you
Mind: to remember you
Heart: to miss you
and..
Legs: to kick you if u ever forget me!!

Funny sms message

Wife 2 husband – oh zara dhire se karo rajdhani chala rahe ho kya?Maalgadi chalao na.
Their son fell from bed and said – jo marji chalaopadh passenger ko maat girao.

Cat and Elephant – A Funny message

Cat – how old r u?
Elephant – 15 years
Cat – 15 ? but u look so big
Elephant – i am a complan boy
Cat – i am 30
Elephant – 30? but u look so small.
Cat – i am ponds age miracle.

Funny jokes

On a romantic day sardar’s girl friend asks him,Darling on our engagement day,will u give me a ring?
Sardar – sure but from landline or mobile?

Hot and funny sms

Mallika searwat ne Ramdev se pucchi ki –
“main nahate samay kaya kagaun ki meri yovan surakshit rahe?
Ram dev ne kaha – “Bathroom ka darwaja”.

Funny sms jokes

A Girl Checks Her Weight = 58kg.
Removed Sandals = 56.
Then Dupatta = 52
Now Coins Finished…….
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A Boy Behind Her
Said
“U Carry On”,
I Have Coins!

Romance Mathematics – Funny message

~ Romance Mathematics ~

Smart Man + Smart Woman = Romance
Smart Man + Dumb Woman = Affair
Dumb Man + Smart Woman = Marriage
Dumb Man + Dumb Woman = Pregnancy

Funny hindi jokes

Sir – Baccho kasam khao kabhi sarab, cigarate, jua or ladki ko nehi chuoge.Des k liye jaan doge..
Bacche – de denge sir, aysi zindegi rakh k kya karenge.

A funny love letter of biscuit wala

Biscuit wala”s love letter – Dear MARRIE, wish u a GOOD DAY,U have just KRACKJACKED my LITTLE HEARTS,now i am in 50-50 position,plz dont play HIDE N SEEK with me,ur TIGER.

Funny Bengali Jokes

Question – jatak golper Buddhadeb ses jibone ki hoye jonmechilen?
Answer – Paschim banger cheif minister.

Funny sms jokes about vodafone

A lady delivered twins,surprisingly 1 s a boy and another 1 is a dog. how is it possible? Bcoz her husband is a VODAFONE dealer,whereever u go,network follows.