Ek sardaar road par ja raha tha

tabhi accident hua

or
sardaar ko bheed ki vjah se dekhne ka mauka nahi mila

tabhi sardaar jor se chillaya,
“ye mera baap hai”

usne jaakar dekha

to

wahan

ek dog dead pada tha.

hahahahahaha……….

Hallaa
it was a weeding day as following between WIFE and HUSBAND in first time meeting at night on weeding room
Wife:Baby come on its time
Husband:Time for what?
Wife:You don’t know what i need
Husband:I don’t know
Wife: she decided to dress out all clothes and she stayed in the bed and asked to him
Do you know what i need now
Husband:I don’t know what are you want
Wife:She decided to sleep in the bed without any clothes and called her husband
Baby now you know what i need
Husband:Oooh! Now i know what do you want?
Wife:ooh baby so what i need
Husband:I know you want to sleep in the whole bed alonely

Say yooo
Look about your head like a orange hahaha
Look about your face like a cybog hahaha!
Look about your feet like tractor hahaha
Look about your arms like a hotpot hahaha!

Boy:”Agar Mai Tume Kiss Karke
Bhag Jau To Kya Sochogi ??
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Girl:”Mai Sochugi K 1 BEWKOOF
Jo Pura Paper Solve Kar Sakta
Tha wo OBJECTIVE Tick Karke Bhag
Gaya..;-);-)

Boyfriend on call:” hey baby, what r you doing.. ??
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Girlfriend:” Sir dard kar raha hai jaanu sone ja rahi hu, and you sweet heart.. ??
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Boyfriend:” mai Cinema Hall me tere piche baitha popcorn kha raha hu kamini…:p :O 😀

Need a friend?
Text me.
Need a laugh?
Call me.
Need money?
This number is no longer in service.
BYE!!

LKG terrors:
Boy1: Machan naan romba upseta irukenda.
Boy2: Y da veetla problema?
B1: Illa da nethu slate vanga saravana store ponen,
Anga oru sema figure, Sumar 1 vayasu irukkum,
Avanga amma madila paduthu vaaila virala vachutu siricha paaru aiyo.
B2: Apram enna aachu
B1: Nanum balloon ellam vechi sema scene poten machan, kandukavea matentada
2 naala naan cerelac kuda sapdala theriuma..
B2: Vidu machan nalaiku avala Thottiloda thookidalam.
“NANBEN DA

All this years scientists trying to solve X & failed in doing so. Now I came up with a conclusion,X is a Girl:D

Devdas ke BABU jee ne kaha ghar chor do.
MAA ne kaha paro ko chor do.
PARO NE KAHA PINA chor do.
Ap ko kisne kaha SMS karna chor do.

A boy said to a girl come in to my heart
Girl said “SANDALE” nikal ke kya?
Boy said “Hat Pagli” mera dil koi “Mandir” thori na hai sandale pahankar hi aa jao…….:D

1 chokari ne dhanavisu to te
Ghar na 4 loko ne siksit kar che
[College.Student] PAN ae chokari bhanti vakhte CLG: Na
40, chokara ne FAIL, krave tenu chu……

Dad:
dear son ; why your sister sitting so silent?

Son:
nothing dad ; sis asked lipstik, bt i gave fevistik.

No chip chip no jhik jhik