My battery doesn’t have enough power left to take pictures or videos or even send pictures,but it has enough power to remind me every 2 minutes that the battery is low. 😀

Jalim Jindagi ne to hume hazaro gaam diya, jalim jindagi ne to hume hazaro gaam diya. Itna gaam kya kam tha!, jo tum jaise dosto ko mera mathaa marhh diya.

Es dil me to itna dard hai, Es dil me too itna dard hai ki chupay nahi chepta. Jakhm itna gahraa hai ki, mhram lagaye nahi mit ta. Fir bhi hum ye soch kar hans deta hai apne aap par ki, bhalaa he mera liya ye gaam kitna bhi MOTA hai, par duniya ke liya ye gaam kitna CHOTA hai.

Tumse milne ko,
i keep trying:
tumna mile to,
i feel like drying :
tumse bichad gaye to,
i feel like dying;
itna khush mat ho,
i m just lying;.

Santa: Papa aaj meri girlfriend ka birthday hai mai use kya gift du?
Papa: Dikh ne mein kaisi hai ?
Santa: Mast hai !
Papa: Mera number de de….

1 ladka doctor ko bolta hai…
doctor sab…meri gf pregnant hai.
jabki maine protection use ki thi.
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doctor ne bola 1 kahani suno-
1 sardar tha jo har sunday jungle jata tha sikar karne apni banduk lekar.. 1 sunday hamesha ki tarh wo jungle ja raha tha wo apne banduk ki jagah galti sd apna chata le gaya…
jungle me use 1 sher dikha jo uski tarf a raha tha usne apne chate se fire karne ki kosis ki aur wo sher wahi mar gay.

ladka bola: impossible..
kisi aur ne mara hoga.

sahi samjha yehi tmhare sath v hua hai…
yaha sardar ki jagah tm ho aur sher ki jagah tmhari gf.

Do lover samundar k kinare bathe hue the. Ladke ne apni firlfriend se pucha dear tum mujhse kitna pyar karti ho?
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Bolo na dear?
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Ladki sarmate hue bade hi romantic andaj me ret pr likhti hai
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Mere muh me GUTKHA hai.
‘hahahahahahahahahahahah’

Papa= din bhar facebook par bitha raheta ha ye tuje roti nahi denewali’

pappu= papa muje pata hai ye roti nahi degi magar roti banane wali to yahi milegi

Once upon a time, in a certain-sch,there was this boy who was noted to be a brilliant-student by his teacher, & was also noted to have problem of girls,bcoz he thinks too much about them.
So 1 day, after his teacher had observed that his problm is getting too much & ofcoz distracting him & affecting his academic-studies & performance, He decided to write a note to inform the boy’s mother.
So the teacher wrote & sent a note to the boy’s mother sayin’ he seems to be a brilliant-student, but spends too much of his time thinking about girlz!’. And the boy’s-mother replied writing back “If u find a solution, please let me knw, I have the same problem with his father “. 😀

Hospital Me Sare Pagal Ro Rahe Te. 1 Pagal Chupchaup Soya Tha.
Doctor Ne Pucha – Tum Q Shanti Se Soye Ho?
Pagal – Bewakuf, Mai Mar Chuka Hu Isliye To Sab Ro Rhe Hai 🙂

Kudiyan bdi kmin ,
in pe na kr ykin,
hr bndi ka ek hi seen ,
baat – baat pe krti ungli, tum muje ab miss kyu ni krte baat baat pe kiss kyu ni krte
so never believe on girls unhe koi ni smj skta

Son: bapu ek baat boloun
Father: bolo?
Son: manay hati ko 11 kay lay rakha aus na 10 khaya ek ku nhe khaya
Father: hati ka payt bar gaya ho ga
Son: nahe bapu
Father: ku nahe
Son: ku ka wo ek nakle tha,acha ab muja bol manay hati ko 11 ka lay rakhay aus nay ek be nahi khaya ku
Father: ku ka wo sab kalay nakle thay
Son: nahi
Father: phir
Son: ku kay hati he nakle tha, ha’ha’ha’ ha’