1 baadshah ko 1 Ladki Pasand aa gayi,Us ladki ka baap Sunar tha,Baadshah ne Sunar ko Darbar main bulaya….4 din guzar ne k bawjoot Sunar Baadshah k darbar main nahi pahucha,toh gussa hokar baadshah ne apne sipahiyon ko use giraftaar karne ki Agya di…….lkn jab sipahi sunar ko pakarne k liye ghar pahuche toh uske ghar pe tala laga hua tha …
Baadshah ne Sipahiyon ko Hukm diya jaise v ho use dhundo aur Darbar main pesh karo…
Sipahiyon ne har jagah Dhunda lkn kahin unka pata na chala…

Sipahiyon ko jaise sunar ko Dhund ne mein Sara Waqt barbad hua bilkul thik usi tarah aap ko v is Post ko Padne main hua hai jiska koi matlab nahi….

Ab hasna mat mere 7 v aisa hua tha yahan Post karke Badla le liya…… Hahahaha….. enjoy:p

Santa & Banta Pani Pine Gaye,
GLass ULta Pada Huwa Tha.
Banta- Iska To Muh Hi Band Hai.
Santa- Ha Yaar!
NIche Se Bhi Tuta Hua Hai.

Ek teacher ki aadiwasi area mein transfer hua.

Teacher: pehle teacher kaise the?
Students: Tasty the!

Wife- almirah ke pass chor hai.
Husband- uske pass hathiar hua to?
Wife- koi baat nai, apka to insurance hui hai par meri jewellery ka nai

Dosti ke liye koi dost chhaiye
payar ke liye koi dilwali chhaiye
abe doosere ki bibi ko ky dakhta hai hd

My friend, Imagine you in a burning house and you’ve the opportunity of picking just one thing from the house.
Which of the following will u pick?
(1)#50 million
(2)Your mum
(3)You 5yrz old child
(4)All your degree certificate
(5)Your Al Qur’an/Holy Bible
(6)Your wife/husband.

Be sincere and reply me,den send 2 ur frdz nd get funny ans…

Jinke paas hai…
woh haath me leke hilate hai,

Jinke paas nahi hai…
Woh ungli dalke kam chalate hai

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Dirty mind …….. It is…….tooth brush

Ak ladka roj ladki k piche ghumta rhta tha.
Uske papa n ak bar use dekh lia or gusse m ghar gya.
Papa: ladke ki mamy se: ap tera pappu n wo kiya jo muje ummid nh thi,
kaha h tera pappu abi paas karta hu.
. To pappu ki mamy kya kahegi.
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wait karo abi aajayga.

Yashomti meyya se bole nand lala..
Wah wah yashomti meyya se bole nand lala…
Tata sky lga dala to life jinga dala…

sanjay dutt: hello ?
kya aapke toothpaste me namak hai ?
Presh rawal: haa hai na, sath me mirchi or haldi bhi hai,
Kuttra sala dekh ke number dial kar….vico

Amir: Yaar bablu chai peela na !
Bablu : Subbi (wife) nahi hai yaar
Amir : Are yaar, Kanjusi ki bhi had hoti Doodh to market se bhi to laaya ja sakta hai !

Mere pyare paykhana mujha chorke Maut jana!
Tu jaha nahe raheta dill nahe chahata waha rahena!
Mere pyare paykhana mujha chorke kabhi maut rahena!!