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Boy:i love you
Girl:no sorry we are different we can’t be bf & u also don’t have money.
boy:agar apke pas brain hai tho apke pas paise hai
Girl:ha tho mere pas bhi brain hai
Boy:then why u r saying me we r different u can’t be my bf.
Boy:then simple na we should be in relation na okay.
Thank God Kolaveri Di song was sung by Dhanush.
If it was sung by his father in law Rajnikanth,
it would have been our national anthem. 😀
A Girl Checks Her Weight = 58kg .
Removes Sandal = 56.
Then Dupatta = 52
Now Coins Finished…….
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A Boy In A Q Behind Her
Said
Ü Carry On””,
I Have Coins!
Girl- Chalo mein chhupti hu tum mujhe dhundna agar dhund liya to hum shopping chalenge
Boy- agar nahi dhunda to?
Girl- aise mat kaho janu mein darwaje ke piche hi chupungi
Height of disturbing…..
Boy: pen hai.
Girl: nahi hai…
Thodi der baad.
Boy: pen hai.
Girl:bola na nahi hai..
Boy: pen hai pen.
Girl: nahi hai or abki baar pucha toh, toh hathode se tera sar fod dungi..
Kuch der baad
Boy: hathoda hai..
Girl : nahi.
Boy : toh fir pen hai pen..:-
Ek bikhari ko kisi bde aadmi ne Rs100 bhik me diye,
bikhari fir 5 star hotel me lunch krne chla gya,
usne chicken k saath beer pee aur khana khaya,
bill Rs3000 ka ban gya,pr bikhari k pass Rs100 the
wo bill na bhar ska to hotel walon ne use police ko pkda diya,
usne police wale ko Rs100 diye aur shuut gya…
very smart bikhari….!!
Ek kutta ek Aadmi ko
dekhkar boank
o Aadmi bola abe kyo boank raha hi
to kutta bola abe salye teri pyand ki jidh khuli hi
1 Makrani Bohat Der Se Ek Haseen Larki Ko Ghoor Rha Tha, LARKI: Kya Dekh Rahe Ho? Makrani: Hum Soch Raha Tha K Agr Tum Hamara Maa Hota To Hum B Khubsurat Hota.
Sapere k pitare me band rahta saap hai….
sapere k pitare me band rahta saap hai…
ACP: Daya mujhe lagta hai khoon me isi ka haath hai….!
GIRL-Mein shaadi ke baad tumhari sari pareshaniyan baatungi.
BOY-Par mujhe koi pareshaniyan nahi hai.
GIRL-Mein shaadi ke baad ki baat kar rahi hoon. Aur jokes ke liye call 50
Agar Anna ki shadi ho gai hoti
to ye andolan kabhi na hota.
1. Kahan ja rahe ho?
2. Akele tumhi ko padi hai?
3. Is Kejariwal ka sath chodo?
4. wo boy cut baal wali ladki kaun hai?
bar bar bagal me aakar kyu baith jati
hai.
5. jaldi aajaoge na?
6. pahunchte hi fone karna?
7. Ye kaam to yahi kar sakte ho, bahar
jane ki kya jarurat hai.
8. Ham bhi chale?
9. Achchhaa mere liye kya laaoge?
10. Delhi me meri mausi rahti hai, vo
achaar dengi lete aana.…
5 friends lived in a room. Their names
are:-
mad, brain, stupid, somebody,
nobody.
1 day somebody killed nobody. At
that time brain was in bathroom. Mad
called police.
Mad: is it police station?
Police: yes, wat is the matter?
Mad: somebody killed nobody.
Police: r u mad?
Mad: yes i am.
Police: dnt u hv brain?
Mad: brain is in bathroom.
Police: u stupid.