Biwi neend me jor se chillai –
jaldi utho.
Mere pati aa gaye.
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Vikram: utha khidki se kud gaya..
Taang tut gayi.
Phir khayal Aaya –

saala main hi to uska pati hu.

100 crore ki baat bol raha hu sab dhyan dena: agar paise ped par ugte to
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Ladkiya
bandaro se bhi set ho jaati …..

Principal:late kyu hue?
Boy:bike kharab ho gyi thi.
Principal:bus me nhi aa skte the kya?
Boy:maine kaha tha sir , par aapki beti k nakhre khatam ho tab na….

Missed call Theory…

5 Missed call from 5 different friends
You Missed a Party.
5 Missed Calls From Your Best Friend,
He wanted to Hang Out.

5 Missed Calls From Your Girlfriend,
you missed a good screw

5 Missed Calls From Your Wife,
You are Screwed Man.. !!

Seven benefits of girls milk :

1.cat can not drink.
2.no need of glass.
3.no expire date.
4.packaged in beautiful container.
5.no need to boil.
6.ek er sate ak free.
7.unlimited supply.

1 baar school mai techar ne vikram se kaha ki tumhare ghar mai sabse chota kon hai to 5 min baad
vikram ne kaha ki humare ghar mai sabse chote mere papa hai to techar ne kaha vo kaise to vikram ne kaha ki papa abhi tak mummy ke saath sote hai

SENSE OF RESPONSIBILITY,

1 Aadmi Library me
Jakar..
“Suicide karne k Tarike” wali book hai kya..?
Librarian Ghurte huye.,

“Waapis karne koun aayega ?”

A real story that happened in China:
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Lazy fact #254946238.

You were too lazy to read that number.

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Nafrat na karna kabhi humse
hum seh nahi payenge
bus yak baar keh dena jarurat nahi aapki
kasam khuda ki aapko pitne ghar tak chale aayenge..

Boy : suit acha pehna h.
Girl : thnx.
Boy : lipstick bhi achi lagai h.
Girl : thnx.
Boy : hairstyle bhi acha h.
Girl : thank u bhaiya.
Boy : sundar phir bhi nhi lag rhi ho.

Ek larka tha dewana sa mobile lekar ghumta tha, nazre jhukake sarmake, mobile me jane kya dekha karta tha, kuch karna tha shayad usko, par jane kis se darta tha, jab bhi mujhse mita tha, yahi pucha karta tha, ye on kaisa hota hain, aur main yahi kehta tha, yeh mobile nahi, tv ka remote hain.