AN IDEA CAN CHANGE UR LIFE

But,

A woman can change your IDEA..

So,

Always change

Women
to change
IDEA

WHAT AN IDEA

Do u want 2 see this world after ur death?

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Plz Donate ur eyes

Real Story

At A Privat Party Meera Was Invited!
Suddenly Meera said Sumthing Dat There Was Pin Drop Silence!

Meera: Waiter Meri Coke Mei SNOW Daal Dien Plz.

Definition of home:

Home is the place where u can scratch exactly where it itches 😉

How Can You Delay
Milk Turning Sour …. ???

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Keep It In The Cow … =P 😉

Soldier to General:
Sir!
A small enemy group is attacking..

General:
Quickly bring me my red shirt..
“After Enemyz Defeat”

Soldier:
Sir why d red shirt??

General:
In red shirt if i got shot, my soldiers wouldnt see my blood so they wont b discouraged..

Soldier:
Sir 100 enemy tanks are attacking..

General:
Hurry up!
Bring me
My Yellow Trousers…. ;->

One Lady Delivered Twins, Surprisingly One Is Boy & Other Is Dog
How Is It Possible
Her Hubby Is A Vodafone User
Wherever He Goes His Network Follows =P 😉

Any Degree Of
Shaterring, Battering, Tattering Will Nullify My Spirit … ?

Im Like
Those Cartoon Figures
Th8 Being Kneaded Flat
By Passing Trucks
And
Plump Up Again .. ! (:

On 20th. Anniversary husband deep in thought.
Wife asks: what r u thinking?
Husband: Do u remember when ur dad caught us dating?
Wife: Yes
Husband: He pointed his gun at me n said either marry my daughter or go 2 jail for 20 years.
Wife smiles. Yes.
Husband: Ahhhh! I wouldve been free today… =P ;->

Last Night Katrina Said 2 Me
iTs Too Late, Jano aJ rat Main
Tumharay Ghar Rukon Gi..!

I RepLied: jAn Tum Agr Ruk Gai
To Phr Main Nai Rukon Ga… =P ;->

Love Tip:
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“Dont Love”…!!!

Walk on ur own path..
Love in ur own way
Talk watever u wish 2 say..
Do wat ur heart
desires
&
One day
The world wil say

Hay he
DHEEETT … =P ;->