Father:The school report gives you D

for conduct and an A for courtesy.

How did you manage that?

Son:Whenever I punch someone,

I apologise

Why gals not interest in sports?

Only 1% gals playing games.

Bcoz

Other 99% gals playing in boys life.

wife:-2day
night I Saw a
dream dat u were
sendng me
Jewelry

Husband :Yeah,I saw ur dad paying d bill..!

Gud girls r found in every corner of d earth..
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But Unfortunately earth is Round!!

When a Man holds a Womans hand

Before marriage,
ITS LOVE;

After Marriage

Its SELF DEFENCE… ;->

Translate into english.

“wo meri nawasi hai”.

Pathan:
“She is my

Eighty Nine”.

Love never Dies..

It remains forever

&

forever &

forever &

forever &

forever &

forever…

Only..

Girl Friend
changes;-)

One Day Teeth and Tongue were in Conversation..

Teeth Said:
“If I just press u a little, you will get cut”

Tongue Replied:
“If I misuse one word against someone, all ur 32 will come out of the mouth… =P ;->

FuNnY bUt TrUe

A Celebrity Is Someone Who Works Hard
All His Life To Become Known
& Then Wears Dark Glasses
To Avoid Being Recognised. “

What is the advantage for unmarried people??
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Think!
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Haar maanì?
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Wo bed k dono taraf se utar saktey hain!

Motivational Thought

In 1980, IDBI bank rejected loan for Mukesh Ambani(worlds richest man)

In 2008, Mukesh Ambani decided to buy IDBI bank

This shows that nothing is impossible

Now in 2009, Citi bank rejected loan for me

But in 2020, Im planning to…

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.
Apply 4 loan again. 🙂

A man was lost alone
on an island. 1day he
decided 2 build a
wooden boat.Suddenly
a grl comes & man uses
d wood 4 makin
a bed

Moral: A girl can
change Ur aim ..