~ T r u t h ~

Of Every Ten (10)
Person
Who Talk About You
Nine (9) Will Say
Something Bad
&
The Tenth (10th) Will
Say Something Good In
A Bad Way … ;->

They Said …

There Would Be Black
President When Pigs
Fly …

Obama Became
President And Only
Several Months Later

“SWINE FLU” … ;->

Want To Go USA

Heres A Chance For You

Mr.Obama Is Waiting
For You To Be In
White House

Get Ready

Because

He I In Search Of
Dog For His Daughter 😉

If You Keep Your
Feet Firmly On The
Ground …

Youll Have Trouble
Putting On Your
Pants … ;->

I m home, Please
call
I m work, Please call
I m in a meeting, Call
Me later at
Meeting is cancelled
I m late
See U in
See U at

Pareshan Na Ho
Templates Send
Kiye Hyn …

A man was lost alone
on an island. 1day he
decided 2 build a
wooden boat.Suddenly
a grl comes & man uses
d wood 4 makin
a bed

Moral: A girl can
change Ur aim ..

Being Single Is So
Lovely & So Lucky !!!
It Has Its Own Charm

Even If Somebody Asks
Why r U Single ?
Just Tell Them
“God Is
Writing d Best Love
Story Ever 4 Me ”

Send Thi sSingle Msg
To All Ur Single Frndz
& Let Them Know Its
Great Time Buddy

~*~ Happy
Uncommitted Life ~*~ ;->

Can A Kangaroo Jump

Higher Than A Effiel Tower?

Ans:
Yes Bcoz
D Effiel Tower
Cannot jump

After Eating Fish Santa Dont Drink Water
Y
Coz
He Feared That Fish Will
Start Swimming In His Stomach

Nights are totally sleepless..
Days are so restless…
Ohhh GOD…am I in Love????
GOD said:
IDIOT, you are in PAKISTAN !!

Happy load sheding.

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Happy Loadshading…=P;->

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Marriage !