Where did love born ?

Guess . .

Simple

In CHINA!

Becoz it has no warranty.

FaRaz NoW AvAliBle iN eNGlIsh FlAvOur
Oh Faraz The Robber Took Out His Knife
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And Asked For My LG KG 195

“students Vs teacherz”..
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When We R in class, We R students,
When They R in class, They R scholars
When We corect Our writing, its overwritting, when They corect their, its correction
When We copy from otherz, We R cheaters, when They copy, They R quotes
When We joke in class, We R jokers, when They joke, They R witty
When We DonT Do Our work On time, We R sluggish,
When They DonT Do, They R busy
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Kya Ye khula TAZAAD Nhi?

Hight Of Hasrut

Written At The Back Of Suzuki Mehran….

“Mai Bari Ho K Parado Bano Gi”

Boy To Teacher:

Mam I Love U .

Mam:Stupid I M Ur Mother ,

Boy Dailed A Number 4rm Mob & Said
“DAD I Have Done Ur Work,
Now Increase My Pocket Money”

5 years,
20 subjects,
200 practicals,
2000 lectures,
20000 insults

A normal human
being cant do all this!

The remaining abnormals are called

DOCTORS..!

The Difference B/W Friend N Best Friend..

Friend Says: Hey Plz Drive Safely N Slowly..

B.Friend Says: Abay Bhaga Yr Us Agay Wali
Car Me Full Bachiyan Hain ;->

What Is Faster
Than A Coin Rolling Down A Steep Slope?
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A Sheikh Running To Catch It..! 🙂

1 Of the Most Entertaining Place In Pakistan Is
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Parliment hoUse…;->

An important msg 4 U

I promise to my Allah that Ill send balance
of rupees 50 to the sender of this msg
& will not foward this message to sender..
Thanks..

Breakup Tips :

How 2 Create Da Biggest Doubt
In Ur Loverz Mind 4 U ??

Simple

Just Suddenly Sms Her Saying:

I LOVE U TOO