~Todays FACT~

Guinness Book Of Records
Holds The Record For
Being The Book Most
Stolen From Public Libraries… ;->

Please Spread It Into Your Friendz Community Tht. . . . .
A 17 Years Old Boy Need
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Balance. . . . .
His Number Is
“0321-6307893”
Please Send Him Balance.
Dnt Ignore It.
And Dnt Change The Number.=P;->

The Difference B/W Friend N Best Friend..

Friend Says: Hey Plz Drive Safely N Slowly..

B.Friend Says: Abay Bhaga Yr Us Agay Wali
Car Me Full Bachiyan Hain ;->

What Is Faster
Than A Coin Rolling Down A Steep Slope?
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A Sheikh Running To Catch It..! 🙂

1 Of the Most Entertaining Place In Pakistan Is
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Parliment hoUse…;->

An important msg 4 U

I promise to my Allah that Ill send balance
of rupees 50 to the sender of this msg
& will not foward this message to sender..
Thanks..

Things To Remember
In Life …

Love Your FRIENDS
Not Their SISTERS

And

Love Your SISTERS
Not Their FRIENDS ;->

Remember !

Divorce is never a
solution
Try to stay away for
few years

If differences d till
persist

Just

KILL YOUR WIFE

U r on a bus & U need
2 fart …
But d music is really
loud, so U time Ur
farts with d beats.
After a couple ov
songs, U start 2 feel
better as U approach
Ur stop, as U r leaving
d bus, People REALLY
staring down at U n
thats when U realize

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Uve been listening 2
Ur iPod !!

Girl to Boy: Hum apney betay ka naam kia rakhain gey?

Boy!

Very Simple..
Ager shadi se pehley hoa to..
Asif Zardari,

Oor ager baad main hua to Nawaz Sharief..:-)

French : Our Ancesters Were From
ROMANIA Thats Why We Are So

ROMANTIC

Pakistani : Our Ancesters Were From
TURKEY Thats Why We Are So

THERKEY.:-)

In which case-MAN start Swetting

in 10 mins & WOMAN wan 2 go On & On..

Think..

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