A WISE MAN
Washes His Hand
After He PEES

But

A WISER MAN
Doesnt PEE
On His Hand … ;->

1 box wasnt opening
Physician came n aply
all laws
Chemist came n aply al
reaction but nt open
mathematician came n
say
LETS SIPOSE It IS
OPEN !! ;->

Pride, Attitude And
Confidence Are Like
Underwear, You Should
Always Have It, But
Need Not To Show It,
Unless Offcourse You
Are A Superman 😉

Plz Dont Neglect This
Msg..

A Poor Boy
Suffering Frm Mental
Disorder Needs Shock
Treatment
Plz Send Ur Photo
So That
He Gets The
PROPER SHOCK ;->

H i g h
H e e l s
W e r e
I n v e n t e d
B y
A
W o m a n
W h o
H a d
B e e n
K i s s e d
O n
T h e
F o r e h e a d .. ;->

The Chief Excitement
In A Womans
Life Is … !!!
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Spotting Women
Who Are Fatter
Than She Is … ;->

What Happens To A
Chartered Accountant

MainMatric Mein
Tha Wo Matric Mein
Thi

Main Inter Mein Tha
Wo Inter Mein Thi

Main C.A Mein Aa Gya
Wo B.A Mein Thi

Main C.A Mein Tha
Wo MASTER Mein Thi

Main C.A Mein Tha
Wo PhD Mein Thi

Main C.A Mein Tha
Us Ne Doctorate Kr Lia

Aaj Us i Shaadi Hy Aur
Main C.A Mein Hi Hoon … ;->

My Girlfriend Suggested
A Book For Me To Read To
Enhance Our Relationship

Its Entitled :

” Women Are From
Venus, Men Are
Wrong …” ;->

I
Am
The
Most
Outstanding
Student Of
My
Class …

Because ,

I
Always
Stand
Outside
The Class … ;->

[Presudent Of
Out-standing Students]

Teacher: Draw A
Diagram Of Bacteria

Pappu: Here It Is Sir

Teacher: Where? You
Havent Drawn
Anything

Pappu: Sir, Can You
See Bacteria Without
Microscope … ;->

When I waz a kid my
mom told that angels
live in heaven …

Now I know that it is
not true

Bcoz if angels live in
heaven

Why am I here … 😉

Q. Wh8s the difference between Mechanical Engineers & Civil Engineers … ?

A. Mechanical Engineers Build Weapons, Civil Engineers Build Targets … ;->