Arz Kia Hai…

Those Who Know Me
Know Me Well

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Waah Waah

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Those Who Know Me
Know Me Well

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Those Who Do Not,
Go To Hell . . . =P ;->

Your Sms R Not My Disturbance

But…..

The Disturbance Is Your Silence…..

SO Dont Disturb Me Please !!! ;->

A Day To Realize The
Value Of The Freedom
Lets Celebrate This
Day With Grand
Jubilation & Pray That
May ALLAH Protect Our
Country 4m ministers

I Pray Tht
Any Person Who Tries
To Steal Our
Happiness

May His Hips Begins To
Itch Badly
&
His Arms Grow Shorter
So Tht He Cant Reach
His Hips To Scratch It ;->

PHYSICS TEACHER: Now
As You All Know The
Law Of Gravity Explains
Why V Stay On Earth … !

PAPPU: but Sir!
Where Did People Stay
Before The Law Was
Passed ? ;->

Man 1- I notice dat Ur
wife is mostly in the
kitchen
Probably she loves
cooking many varieties

Man 2- No! Actualy our
Telefone connection is
in the kitchen ;->

A Fact About Women:

They Can See A Hair Of A Girl
On Their Husbands Coat From 20 Meters Away,
But They Cant See A Pillar
From 2 Meters While Parking A Car 😀

Facts Abt Me:

Einstien Copied My Eqn E=Mc2
Bill Gates Was Asking For A Xp Cd Frm Me
When I Threw An Apple On Newton He Knew Abt Gravity

Some Beautiful Lines Just 4 U.

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Nice na…?? =P ;->

Whisky, Beer & Cigarettes Are A Persons Worst Enemies…
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Rnt They…?
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But The Man Who Run Away 4rm His Enemy Is A Coward
So Cheers… ;->

3 Dreams Of A Man:
1-To B As Handsome As His Mother Thinks He Is
2-To B As Rich As His Child Thinks He Is
3-To Hav As Many Women As His Wife Believes He Has 😀

What is
M A T H S…..?
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M-Mental
A-Attack
T-To
H-Healthy
S-Student….