High Level Insult….

Little Johnny Was Sitting On A Bench Eating Sweets One After Another.

Man Nearby:
People Who Eat So Many Sweets Dont Live Long.

Johnny:
My Grandpa Died When He Was 106 Years Old.

Man:
Did He Eat Many Sweets?

Johnny:
No, He Always Minded His Own Business!!;-)

Im Willing
To
Admit That … !!!

I

M a Y

N o T

A l W a Y s

B e

R i G h T ,

B u T …

I

A m

N e V e R

W r O n G … ;->

Atleast once in a day,
Millions of
People in
this World
stand on
Single Leg!

Guess when?

Dont know?

Its easy!

While wearing CHADDI… =P ;->

Career is like a light
and Girls are like shadows!

If youll follow
the shadows youll
miss the light.

And if youll follow the light shadows will follow you!

What R U Searching

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?

No Msgs Today
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Bcoz
.

Kashmir Day Is Holiday :->

I May Walk Slowly..

But…I Never Walk Backwards…

-Abraham Lincoln

I Dont Need To Walk..Bcoz…

I Have Bike..

Twinkle Twinkle
Little Star

Aishwrya Is A
Film Star

Saniya Mirza
Is A
Tenis Star

Wasim Is A
Criket Star
And
“SMSEZ” Is A

SMS STAR.!!

=Quotable Quotes=

To be is to do.
(by Socretes)

To do is to be.
(by Plato)

To be or not to be.
(by Shakespeare)

Do be do be do..
(by Scooby Doo)… ;->

A Bf Brought Present 4 His GF

GF(After Opening)

What D Hell Wud I Do Wid Dis Diwali Rocket ?

BF : U Wanted Stars Na?

Now Sit On It N Get Lost!!

STORY

Once A Fisherman Got
Up Vry Erly In d
Morning Since Its
Impossible 2 See
Anything
He Wantd 2 Pass His
Time
He Found A Sack Full Of
Small Stones
He Began Tossing Them
Into The River
At Last Whn He Was Left
Wid One Stone To Toss
The First Stroke Of
Sunrise Came

He Saw The Stone He
Was Holding

It Was Diamond

He Then Realized That
He Had Thrown A Sack
Full Of Diamonds …

Moral :
Never Get Up Early In
The Morning … ;->

Patient: Doctor, You
Must Help Me, I Keep
Losing My Temper With
People
Doctor: Tell me About
Your Problem
Patient: I Just Did
You Stupid Bastard … ;->

What Is The Full-form
Of “OBAMA”

O: Originally

B: Born In

A: Africa To

M: Manage The

A: Americans … ;->