What Kind Of Car
Drives Over water … ?

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Any Kind Of Car,
If It Goes Over
A Bridge … ;->

Computer Is Shameless
Why?

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Bcoz, It Has Hardware & Software But

No
Underwear..?

Tongue Twister

The Sixth Sick Sheikhs Sixth Sheeps Sick !

( This Is Worlds Most Difficult Tongue Twister Acording To Guniess Book Of World Record )

Say it!

Do U Know?

How A Normal Person Becomes Abnormal?

How A Person Bears His Insult With Smiling Face?

How A Person Laughs And Weeps With No Reason?

How A Person Is Blackmailed To Study?

How A Person Becomes Old In The Teen Age?

Join…

Some Of The Unrefusable Facts Of Todays World.
Today We Have Bigger Houses But Small Families,
More Degrees But Less Common Sense,
Advanced Medicines But Poor Health,
Touched Moon But No Contact With Our Neighbours,
High Income But Less Peace Of Mind,

Free Smss But No Intention To Send Anyone.. =P ;->

Mathematician
Marries A Girl
After Marriage She
Asks Him: How Do I
Look ?

Mathematician:
Tan C / Sin C =
Sin C / Cos C . Sin C
= 1 / Cos C
= Sec C … ;->

Its Easier
To Be A Lover
Than
A Husband
For The Simple Reason
That
It Is More Difficult To Be
Witty Everyday
Than To Say
Pretty Thing From
Time To Time… ;->

Do Not Walk Behind Me

For I may Not Lead

Bo Not Walk Ahead
Of Me

For I may Not Follow

Do Not Walk Beside Me,
Either,

Just Leave Me Alone
Dammit … ;->

The Poor Wish To Be
Rich …

The Rich Wish To Be
Happy …

The Single Wish Ti
Be Married …

And

The Married Wish To
Be Dead … ;->

Once There Was A
Hungry Kutta
He Stole A Peice Of
Boti By Chacha Diimu
Shop
Then He Durki Lai &
Reach Ob Th Bridge
Of Naala
He Saw Another Kutta
In Water With Boti
His Thoughts Were
Kuttian Aali
He Maari Jo Chaal Wich
Tey He Lost His Own
Boti

Moral:
Kuttian Aali Socho Gy
Tey Kuttian Aali Howay
Gi … ;->

Quitters Never Win
And
Winners Never Quite
But Those
Who Never
Quit And Never Win
Are
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“IDIOTS” ;->

In School Canteen,There Was A Basket Of Apples With Notice Written :

“Dont Take More Than 1, God Is Watching!”

A Little Further There Was A Box Of Choclates,
A Naughty Child Wrote:
“Take As Many As U Want. God Is Watching The Apples”:-)!