After “Engagement” Pepole Askd What U Want?
Sardar Replied: Phansi

After Phansi

Pe0pLe Came 2 Know Sardar Waz Saying

“FIANCEE”

All Brokers Have Become

” BILL GATES ”

With Debit BILL
In Their Hamds

&

Standing On The Gates Of Clients.

A Man Was Injected
With A Deadly Poison,
But,
It Did Not Kill Him.
Why … ??

Think

Think Harder

Coz

He Was Already
Dead.. ;->

The Poor Wish To Be
Rich …

The Rich Wish To Be
Happy …

The Single Wish Ti
Be Married …

And

The Married Wish To
Be Dead … ;->

Once There Was A
Hungry Kutta
He Stole A Peice Of
Boti By Chacha Diimu
Shop
Then He Durki Lai &
Reach Ob Th Bridge
Of Naala
He Saw Another Kutta
In Water With Boti
His Thoughts Were
Kuttian Aali
He Maari Jo Chaal Wich
Tey He Lost His Own
Boti

Moral:
Kuttian Aali Socho Gy
Tey Kuttian Aali Howay
Gi … ;->

Quitters Never Win
And
Winners Never Quite
But Those
Who Never
Quit And Never Win
Are
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“IDIOTS” ;->

Q-
Whats The Most
Wicked Thing
A Group Of Young
Accountants Can Do … ?

Ans-
Go Into Town
And
Gang-Audit Someone … ;->

Most Iraqis Think
The Shoe Thrower
Is A Hero
And
Should Be Freed

Most American Think
He Deserves A Death
Sentence
Because
He

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MISSED .. ;->

~ Truth ~

G o D
m A d E
m A n …

M a N
m A d E
m O n E y …

M o N e Y
m A d E
m A n
M a D … ;->

A Poster on TV at Peace Rally in Mumbai..

“Politicians Divide us,
Terrorists Unite us..!!”

Now How True is it!

;-)Wife Running After A Garbage Truck: Am I Too Late For The Garbage?

Hubby Following Her Yelled: Not Yet.

Jumpppp Innnn Fastttt.

Ques: Do You Know
Which Animal Has Good
Manner?

Ans: Cat

Why?
Because It Always Asks
Permission Before
Coming Inside
Maiauon