Doctor To A Kid:
Have You Ever Had
Trouble With
“Appendicitis” ?

Kid: Yes … !

Doctor: When … ?

Kid: When I Tried To
Spell It … ;->

What Is
Pure And Simple
Definition Of
ACCOUNTING … ?

1 + 1 = 2
(In Private Sector)

1 + 1 = 11
(In Government Sector)
;->

Funniest Fact …

When You Re-arrange
Word

“ELECTION RESULTS”

It Would Become

“LIES – LETS RECOUNT”

The most rommantic country of the world..?

guess!

O yes! pakistan u know y?

har raat candle light dinner… =P ;->
(thanks to kesc)

Can u dance?

No…

Sure….

Just try it….

Sure u cant …..

That means u r pappu!!!

Bcoz pappu cant dance ..

A

SHORT

LOVE STORY :

Somebody Proposed U

U

Said

“not interested”

And in this way

Somebody

Lived a

Happy life forever.

ha ha ha

~> Teacher: what is meant by
“I MISS YOU”

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~> Pathan: Is ka matlab hai
“Mein tumhari miss hon!”

A Psychiatrist

Is A Fellow

Who Asks You

A Lot Of Expensive
Questions

Which

Your Wife Asks You
For Nothing ;->

Only One Man

In A Thousand Is

A Leader Of Men …

And

The Other 999

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Follow Woman …

Preliminary
Investigation :

The Shoes Tossed By
Iraqi Journalist At
George Bush Has Been
Linked To Pakistan
It Was Made In Lahore
By Terrorist
Shakeel Mochi …

The hmuan mnid deos
not raed evrey lteter
sarelpatay but a wrod
as a wlohe jsut keep
the frist and lsat
letetr at the rghit
pcale

Thhik aiagn !!! ;->

Before Marriage
Everyone Has A
Hundred Theories
About Raising Children
And No Children

But

After Marriage
They Only Have Children
And No Theories … ;->