Vijay:My Uncle knew the exact
date of his death before 1 month…
Das:How is it???
Vijay:Judge told him the
date one month before…!!!

A Little Girl Whn Askd
Her Name Wud
Rply-“Im Mr. Davids
Daughter”
Her Mother Told Her
This Was Wrong. She
Must Say-“Im Jenifer
David”
The Vicar Spoke 2 Her
In Sunday School &
Said-“Arent U Mr.
Davids Daughter ?”
Wid Her Mom Standing
Just Away, She Rplied
“I Thought I Was But
Mom Says Im Not” ;->

T^r^u^e
F^a^c^t

Brain x Beauty x
Availability = Constant

And

This Constant Is
Always Zero … ;->

There Are Two Types
Of Women

1 – Without Whom You
Cant Live (Every
Boyfriend Thinks So)

2 – With Whom You
Cant Live (Every
Husband Thinks So ) ;->

I Filled In A Form At A
Dating Agency Recently
Describing My Ideal
Woman, “She Should Be
Pretty Cute, Into Water
Sports And Group
Activities Plus Look
Good In Black”
The Agency Replied
Me Back And Told Me
“I Should Marry
Penguin …” ;->

Tongue Twister

The Sixth Sick Sheikhs Sixth Sheeps Sick !

( This Is Worlds Most Difficult Tongue Twister Acording To Guniess Book Of World Record )

Say it!

Do U Know?

How A Normal Person Becomes Abnormal?

How A Person Bears His Insult With Smiling Face?

How A Person Laughs And Weeps With No Reason?

How A Person Is Blackmailed To Study?

How A Person Becomes Old In The Teen Age?

Join…

Some Of The Unrefusable Facts Of Todays World.
Today We Have Bigger Houses But Small Families,
More Degrees But Less Common Sense,
Advanced Medicines But Poor Health,
Touched Moon But No Contact With Our Neighbours,
High Income But Less Peace Of Mind,

Free Smss But No Intention To Send Anyone.. =P ;->

Mathematician
Marries A Girl
After Marriage She
Asks Him: How Do I
Look ?

Mathematician:
Tan C / Sin C =
Sin C / Cos C . Sin C
= 1 / Cos C
= Sec C … ;->

Its Easier
To Be A Lover
Than
A Husband
For The Simple Reason
That
It Is More Difficult To Be
Witty Everyday
Than To Say
Pretty Thing From
Time To Time… ;->

Do Not Walk Behind Me

For I may Not Lead

Bo Not Walk Ahead
Of Me

For I may Not Follow

Do Not Walk Beside Me,
Either,

Just Leave Me Alone
Dammit … ;->