5 years,
20 subjects,
200 practicals,
2000 lectures,
20000 insults

A normal human
being cant do all this!

The remaining abnormals are called

DOCTORS..!

~SPORTS NEWS~

The Most Dangerous Match of 2009 Coming on MAY 12 Between MQM & ANP, on the Roads of KARACHI.
Both Teams r waiting 4 this Match…
ANP called his Talented Players 4m Tribal Areas..
MQM will Play with his local but most experience Players..
Umpires: POLICE & RANGER… Live & Exclusive only on TV.. Dont Miss it.. For more detail Visit Karachi on May 12 at 8am till 10pm.. ;->

Todays thoughT ;->

If u want to gain knowledge,
add something everyday 2 ur mind.
But if u want to gain wisdom,
remove something everyday from ur mind.

A beautiful dress is of no use
until it inspires
someone to take it off

By

Swamy EMRAAN HASHMI

Beggar: Sir, pls give 50 paise.

Man: I dont have.

Beggar: Then come with me, lets beg together

Where did love born ?

Guess . .

Simple

In CHINA!

Becoz it has no warranty.

FaRaz NoW AvAliBle iN eNGlIsh FlAvOur
Oh Faraz The Robber Took Out His Knife
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And Asked For My LG KG 195

Please Spread It Into Your Friendz Community Tht. . . . .
A 17 Years Old Boy Need
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Balance. . . . .
His Number Is
“0321-6307893”
Please Send Him Balance.
Dnt Ignore It.
And Dnt Change The Number.=P;->

The Difference B/W Friend N Best Friend..

Friend Says: Hey Plz Drive Safely N Slowly..

B.Friend Says: Abay Bhaga Yr Us Agay Wali
Car Me Full Bachiyan Hain ;->

What Is Faster
Than A Coin Rolling Down A Steep Slope?
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A Sheikh Running To Catch It..! 🙂

1 Of the Most Entertaining Place In Pakistan Is
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Parliment hoUse…;->

An important msg 4 U

I promise to my Allah that Ill send balance
of rupees 50 to the sender of this msg
& will not foward this message to sender..
Thanks..