Ladies
N
Gentalmen
Please
Put
Ur
Handz
Together
For
Clap
ND
Welcome
Dis
Outstanding
Sms
To
Ur
Inbox
By
Brillant
Txter..;->

Some Interesting Oneliners:

*If u cannot change ur mind,r u sure u hav one
😉

*If u cant convince them,confuse them
🙂

*I couldnt repair ur brakes,so i made ur horn louder
😉

*The trouble with being punctual is that no one is there to appreciate it
🙂

*In a country ov free speech,why r there phone bills?
🙂

*Smile,it makes people wonder what u r thinkin
😉

*The light at the end ov the tunnel may be an incomin train
🙂

Are You Fluent In English .?

Read It Fast . . .

Upper Roller Lower Roller
Roller Lower Roller Upper. .=P;->

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~Todays FACT~

Guinness Book Of Records
Holds The Record For
Being The Book Most
Stolen From Public Libraries… ;->

Please Spread It Into Your Friendz Community Tht. . . . .
A 17 Years Old Boy Need
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Balance. . . . .
His Number Is
“0321-6307893”
Please Send Him Balance.
Dnt Ignore It.
And Dnt Change The Number.=P;->

Things To Remember
In Life …

Love Your FRIENDS
Not Their SISTERS

And

Love Your SISTERS
Not Their FRIENDS ;->

Remember !

Divorce is never a
solution
Try to stay away for
few years

If differences d till
persist

Just

KILL YOUR WIFE

U r on a bus & U need
2 fart …
But d music is really
loud, so U time Ur
farts with d beats.
After a couple ov
songs, U start 2 feel
better as U approach
Ur stop, as U r leaving
d bus, People REALLY
staring down at U n
thats when U realize

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Uve been listening 2
Ur iPod !!

Girl to Boy: Hum apney betay ka naam kia rakhain gey?

Boy!

Very Simple..
Ager shadi se pehley hoa to..
Asif Zardari,

Oor ager baad main hua to Nawaz Sharief..:-)

French : Our Ancesters Were From
ROMANIA Thats Why We Are So

ROMANTIC

Pakistani : Our Ancesters Were From
TURKEY Thats Why We Are So

THERKEY.:-)

In which case-MAN start Swetting

in 10 mins & WOMAN wan 2 go On & On..

Think..

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