French : Our Ancesters Were From
ROMANIA Thats Why We Are So

ROMANTIC

Pakistani : Our Ancesters Were From
TURKEY Thats Why We Are So

THERKEY.:-)

In which case-MAN start Swetting

in 10 mins & WOMAN wan 2 go On & On..

Think..

shopping

1 of the most funniest and shortest joke u ever heard . . . .
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Next year India will export electricity!! 😀

T R U T H

Women never have
anything to wear..
Dont question the
racks of clothes in the
closet
Youll b answered
everytime,
You just dont
understand ;->

Height Of Jhatka

A Boy Aft R Having Gr8 Time
Wid GF He Saw A Guys Photo
In Her Bag & Askd-Is He Ur X BF?

GF Kissing Him & Said No Dats Me,

B4 Operation.

Easy way to kill an ant.

Mix chili powder with sugar & give it to ant.
After having that the ant will go in search
of water somewhere near a water tank.
When the ant reaches the tank,
push it into the tank,
now the ant fully soaked in water,
it wil go to dry himself near fire.
When it reaches near fire,
put a bomb in fire,
it will be injured in the blast.
Then admit the wounded ant in ICU.

Remove oxygen mask & kill it.;-)

Think about yourself atleast once in your life time…

Otherwise you may miss the best comedy in this world..

Tipz To Beat Da Summer

1-Drink Lot Of Fresh Water

2-Cover Ur Head Wen Outside

3-Eat Vegetables

But Most Important

4-Msg Me Daily Bcoz I M So
Coool.. ;->

Pandit1-Ur Son Is Poor In Studies

Pandit2-Why?

Pandit1-My Son Failed After Copying Ur Sons Paper

Wh8 d Hell !!

Are
U
Mad ?

U
Dont
Hve
Ne Work
2 Do
So
Doing
Sch
Type Of
Nonsense

Reading
A
SMS
Worth
Nthing

But

Really
It
Suits
U

So
Going On
Nonsense ;->

Deadly Attitude

A n y b o d y
C a n
Q u i t
S m o k i n g

B u t

I t
T a k e s
A
R e a l
M a n
T o
F i g h t
L u n g
C a n c e r

A WISE MAN
Washes His Hand
After He PEES

But

A WISER MAN
Doesnt PEE
On His Hand … ;->