My Girlfriend Suggested
A Book For Me To Read To
Enhance Our Relationship

Its Entitled :

” Women Are From
Venus, Men Are
Wrong …” ;->

I
Am
The
Most
Outstanding
Student Of
My
Class …

Because ,

I
Always
Stand
Outside
The Class … ;->

[Presudent Of
Out-standing Students]

Teacher: Draw A
Diagram Of Bacteria

Pappu: Here It Is Sir

Teacher: Where? You
Havent Drawn
Anything

Pappu: Sir, Can You
See Bacteria Without
Microscope … ;->

Some Beautiful Lines Just 4 U.

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“”””””””””

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Nice na…?? =P ;->

Whisky, Beer & Cigarettes Are A Persons Worst Enemies…
.
.
.
.
Rnt They…?
.
.
.
.
.
.
But The Man Who Run Away 4rm His Enemy Is A Coward
So Cheers… ;->

3 Dreams Of A Man:
1-To B As Handsome As His Mother Thinks He Is
2-To B As Rich As His Child Thinks He Is
3-To Hav As Many Women As His Wife Believes He Has 😀

What is
M A T H S…..?
.
.
.
M-Mental
A-Attack
T-To
H-Healthy
S-Student….

A Touching Love Story

A Boy n A Girl luv
each othr …
One day they were
talking …
Boy touchd girls hand n
Girl touched boys hand …

Wh8 a touching story ;->

I Pray Tht
Any Person Who Tries
To Steal Our
Happiness

May His Hips Begins To
Itch Badly
&
His Arms Grow Shorter
So Tht He Cant Reach
His Hips To Scratch It ;->

PHYSICS TEACHER: Now
As You All Know The
Law Of Gravity Explains
Why V Stay On Earth … !

PAPPU: but Sir!
Where Did People Stay
Before The Law Was
Passed ? ;->

Man 1- I notice dat Ur
wife is mostly in the
kitchen
Probably she loves
cooking many varieties

Man 2- No! Actualy our
Telefone connection is
in the kitchen ;->

A Fact About Women:

They Can See A Hair Of A Girl
On Their Husbands Coat From 20 Meters Away,
But They Cant See A Pillar
From 2 Meters While Parking A Car 😀