H i g h
H e e l s
W e r e
I n v e n t e d
B y
A
W o m a n
W h o
H a d
B e e n
K i s s e d
O n
T h e
F o r e h e a d .. ;->

The Chief Excitement
In A Womans
Life Is … !!!
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Spotting Women
Who Are Fatter
Than She Is … ;->

What Happens To A
Chartered Accountant

MainMatric Mein
Tha Wo Matric Mein
Thi

Main Inter Mein Tha
Wo Inter Mein Thi

Main C.A Mein Aa Gya
Wo B.A Mein Thi

Main C.A Mein Tha
Wo MASTER Mein Thi

Main C.A Mein Tha
Wo PhD Mein Thi

Main C.A Mein Tha
Us Ne Doctorate Kr Lia

Aaj Us i Shaadi Hy Aur
Main C.A Mein Hi Hoon … ;->

Happy Summer season

With great Offers

Mota Mota Machar

Lots of Makhiaan

And

Long Time Load Shading

Enjoy it and Keep smiling

Easy way to kill an ant.

Mix chili powder with sugar & give it to ant.
After having that the ant will go in search
of water somewhere near a water tank.
When the ant reaches the tank,
push it into the tank,
now the ant fully soaked in water,
it wil go to dry himself near fire.
When it reaches near fire,
put a bomb in fire,
it will be injured in the blast.
Then admit the wounded ant in ICU.

Remove oxygen mask & kill it.;-)

Think about yourself atleast once in your life time…

Otherwise you may miss the best comedy in this world..

Tipz To Beat Da Summer

1-Drink Lot Of Fresh Water

2-Cover Ur Head Wen Outside

3-Eat Vegetables

But Most Important

4-Msg Me Daily Bcoz I M So
Coool.. ;->

Teacher: Draw A
Diagram Of Bacteria

Pappu: Here It Is Sir

Teacher: Where? You
Havent Drawn
Anything

Pappu: Sir, Can You
See Bacteria Without
Microscope … ;->

When I waz a kid my
mom told that angels
live in heaven …

Now I know that it is
not true

Bcoz if angels live in
heaven

Why am I here … 😉

Q. Wh8s the difference between Mechanical Engineers & Civil Engineers … ?

A. Mechanical Engineers Build Weapons, Civil Engineers Build Targets … ;->

Arz Kia Hai…

Those Who Know Me
Know Me Well

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Waah Waah

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Those Who Know Me
Know Me Well

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Those Who Do Not,
Go To Hell . . . =P ;->

Your Sms R Not My Disturbance

But…..

The Disturbance Is Your Silence…..

SO Dont Disturb Me Please !!! ;->