Deadly Attitude

A n y b o d y
C a n
Q u i t
S m o k i n g

B u t

I t
T a k e s
A
R e a l
M a n
T o
F i g h t
L u n g
C a n c e r

A WISE MAN
Washes His Hand
After He PEES

But

A WISER MAN
Doesnt PEE
On His Hand … ;->

1 box wasnt opening
Physician came n aply
all laws
Chemist came n aply al
reaction but nt open
mathematician came n
say
LETS SIPOSE It IS
OPEN !! ;->

Pride, Attitude And
Confidence Are Like
Underwear, You Should
Always Have It, But
Need Not To Show It,
Unless Offcourse You
Are A Superman 😉

Plz Dont Neglect This
Msg..

A Poor Boy
Suffering Frm Mental
Disorder Needs Shock
Treatment
Plz Send Ur Photo
So That
He Gets The
PROPER SHOCK ;->

H i g h
H e e l s
W e r e
I n v e n t e d
B y
A
W o m a n
W h o
H a d
B e e n
K i s s e d
O n
T h e
F o r e h e a d .. ;->

The Chief Excitement
In A Womans
Life Is … !!!
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Spotting Women
Who Are Fatter
Than She Is … ;->

My Girlfriend Suggested
A Book For Me To Read To
Enhance Our Relationship

Its Entitled :

” Women Are From
Venus, Men Are
Wrong …” ;->

I
Am
The
Most
Outstanding
Student Of
My
Class …

Because ,

I
Always
Stand
Outside
The Class … ;->

[Presudent Of
Out-standing Students]

Teacher: Draw A
Diagram Of Bacteria

Pappu: Here It Is Sir

Teacher: Where? You
Havent Drawn
Anything

Pappu: Sir, Can You
See Bacteria Without
Microscope … ;->

When I waz a kid my
mom told that angels
live in heaven …

Now I know that it is
not true

Bcoz if angels live in
heaven

Why am I here … 😉

Q. Wh8s the difference between Mechanical Engineers & Civil Engineers … ?

A. Mechanical Engineers Build Weapons, Civil Engineers Build Targets … ;->