An ECONOMIST
Is A Surgeon With
An Excellent Scalpel
And Rough-edged
Lancet,
Who Operates
Beautifully On The
Dead And Tortures
Living … ;->

What Would U Call The Most Beautiful Ant???

Chi-Kani…

:))

My Thumb Never Pains
While Typing Sms For U
But My Heart Beats Keep Increasing
Untill I See “Sms Delivered To U”
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Nahi Tou Paise Waste Ho Jayenge Na

Sick Employee:
Boss This Is My Leave Application With Doctors Statement.

Boss:
We Will No Longer Accept A Doctors Statement As Proof Of Sickness…
If You Are Able To Go To The Doctor, You Can Come To Work.”

This message is
strictly for
CUTE n CHARMING
People Only . . .

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Since YOU Accidentally
Receive It ,
We Deeply Apologize For
Disturbance Due To The
Technical Error … =P =D

If a black cat falls down in water.. wat will the white ct say?
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DONT THINK LIKE SCIENTIST. It will say only “Meow Meow”

1 hand on Clutch
1 on Acelerator
1 Ear listening to song
1 on mobile
1 Leg on gear
1 on brake
&
both Eyes on
Girls!

Boys r realy
MULTI-TALENTED

Elephant proposed an ant,
“I LUV U”
ANT:”How many times i hv 2 tell u,
I LV U 2 bt Humre ghr me inter”SIze” marriages nhi hoti,
PLz mujhe bhul jao…

5 most undefined things of girls:

1)Tum na bohat wo ho
(now what the hell is wo) =))

2)Mujhe tumse ye umeed nahi thi
(no one will ever know what was their umeed) :/

3)Tum pehle jese nahi rahe (they will themselves change u as time passes and then throw this dialogue) >:O

4)Sach batana,main kesi lag rahi hon
(do they really mean when they say sach batana) =D

5)I am very selfish na
(and they want you to say no dear u r not) :>

U get RICH Naturally as U grow old:

Silver in ur hair
Gold in ur teeth,
Sugar in ur blood,
Stones in ur kidney & Never ending supply of GAS.. ;->

A Boy Was Walking
On The Road In Rain

A Girl Came With An
Umbrella & Said To Him
“Hello , U Can Share My
Umbrella With Me…”
Boy Replied: “Its Ok, Sister
I m Ok …”
& Then Walked way

Moral Of The Story –

Moral Voral Kuch Nhi
Bachi Koi Khaas Nahi
Thi

A Kid Calls The Help Desk To Complain About Computer Problem*

Kid:- When I Type Computer Password, it Just Shows Star Star Star Star. What is That joke?

Help Desk:- Dear Kid:- Those Stars Are To Protect You, So That if a Person Standing Behind, He Cant Read Your Password.

Kid:- Yeah Okay, But Stars Appear Even When There is No One Standing Behind Me