Today Is The Day Of
The Disabled. Please
Send An Encourging
Msg To A Retarded
Friend, Just As I Did.
…You Hang In There
Sunshine, Ure Really
Special =P =D

If She Is Single
You Have The Whole World To Compete With

If She Is Committed,
You At Least Know Whom To Compete With

Groom : Would You Be Annoyed With Me
If I Confess,
That All My Upper Teeth Are Artificial.

Bride: Not At All, Darling!
It Actually Made Me Relax Enough To
Comfortably Take Off My Wig,
Eye Lenses And Fake Leg

New Traffic Police Logo

Please Drive Carefully
As All the Doctors Are On Strike

Dear Boys,
Dont Text Two Girls
The Same Thing Trying
To Get Them Both To Like You
They Might Be Hanging Out
Together
Sincerely, BUSTED!

Mom To Her 7 Year Old Kid.

Lets practice maths
Ok?
Lets start with addition.

Example:
Your aunt gave you 2 oranges & 2 bananas.
Whats your answer?

Thannk You Auntie!

Due To Effect Of Recession

Written On The Sign On The Door Of A Toilet:
Value The Toilet Paper!!
Use Both Sides

Pay Attention All World

Weather Forecast For 30th March 2011,

A Category 5 Hurricane Named
“India”
Is Heading Towards Mohali
Its Better To Take Cover
Or You Will Be Blown Away

Girl: Proof That yoU Missed Me
Boy: see my cheeks
My mamma slapped me
because i was smiling while sleeping
Thinkng of U

The Dream Of Every Girl
Is Not Meeting The Perfect Guy

But To EAT Whatever She Wants
Without Getting Fat