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Boys are stronger than Girls

Boys are stronger than Girls??

Ohh Please !!
No Ways!!!

Can they carry 8kg of shopping bag?
Can they go a week eating only salad?
Can they face a heart break?

I asked my Heart

I asked my Heart wt is d diff b/w Love & friendship….??

Heart replied:- “Bhai dkh mera kaam hai blood supply krna, Ur question is “Out-of-Syllabus”….. 😛 😀

Salman khan

Salman khan ladhki dekhne k liye gaya to, ladhki ki ma use dekh kar behoos ho gay. Jab hos me ayi to pucha to boli ye muje 20 sal pehle dekhne aya tha

hum aapke dil me rhate hai

hum aapke dil me rhate hai
hum aapke dil me rhate hai
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or kiraya bhi nahi dete hai??

take care- films reloaded

gabbar: are o kaliya kitne aadmi the re??
kaliya: sardar aadmi to do he the lekin unme se ek khud ko rishte me mera baap batata hai to main ashirwad le ke aa gya???????

Jiski jaroorat pade use dost kehte hai

Jiski jaroorat pade use dost kehte hai, wah wah,
jiski jaroorat pade use dost kehte hai, wah wah,
jab angry hote hai toh use “hi get lost” kehte hai

Beti badi ho kar kya karogi?

Mom: Beti badi ho kar kya karogi?
Beti: Kuch nahin… Maan banungi, padhungi, shaadi karungi… aur kya?
Mom: Jo karna hai karo par zara serial order mein karna.

If I was an artist

If I was an artist,
you would be my picture!
If I was a poet,
you would be my inspiration!
If I was an author you would be my story!
But I’m only a cartoonist!

what is the most important source of finance for starting business?

Commerce professor asks the student: what is the most
important source of finance for starting business?
Student: “Father in law”.

Machhar says “MAA”!

Lady drinking coke, machhar falls in.
Lady takes it out, machhar says “MAA”!
Lady asks why did you call me “MAA”?
machhar says, “Main teri coke se nikla hoon, MAA!”..

Kyonki 3 daru ki botal se chipki thi or 2 phone se

Wife: Kya kar rahe ho?
Man: Makkhiya maar rha hu.
Wife: Kitni mari?
Man: 3 male aur 2 female.
Wife: Kaise malum?
Man: Kyonki 3 daru ki botal se chipki thi or 2 phone se…

Girlfriend ko I love u bolna hai or recharge khatam

Girlfriend ko I love u bolna hai or recharge khatam.
Ab kya kare? Mein batata hoon kya karein.
Theke pe jao, quarter lo,
4 peg maro or g/f k ghar k bahar
khade ho k jor se chilaao I Luv U.
Kabootar mehenga pad jaayega.
Rum ka Paua ab sirf 10 RS mein.