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Ladkiyan badal jaati hain, ladke nahin badaltey

Ek ladka ek ladki k saath baitha tha.
2nd day doosri ladki k saath deha gaya.
3rd day koi aur ladki thi.
4th day kisi nayi ladki ke saath tha
Moral: Ladkiyan badal jaati hain, ladke nahin badaltey.

If I was an artist

If I was an artist,
you would be my picture!
If I was a poet,
you would be my inspiration!
If I was an author you would be my story!
But I’m only a cartoonist!

what is the most important source of finance for starting business?

Commerce professor asks the student: what is the most
important source of finance for starting business?
Student: “Father in law”.

Machhar says “MAA”!

Lady drinking coke, machhar falls in.
Lady takes it out, machhar says “MAA”!
Lady asks why did you call me “MAA”?
machhar says, “Main teri coke se nikla hoon, MAA!”..

Kyonki 3 daru ki botal se chipki thi or 2 phone se

Wife: Kya kar rahe ho?
Man: Makkhiya maar rha hu.
Wife: Kitni mari?
Man: 3 male aur 2 female.
Wife: Kaise malum?
Man: Kyonki 3 daru ki botal se chipki thi or 2 phone se…

Paani mein whiskey milao ta nasha chadta hai

Paani mein whiskey milao ta nasha chadta hai.
Paani mein Rum milao to nasha chadta hai.
Paani mein brandy milao to nasha chadta hai.
Saala paani mein hi kuch gadbad hai.

Mujhe yakeen hai agli bar

Jab tum is duniya se jaoge,
Door kahin ek naya janam paoge,
Is bar galtee se jo hua so hua,
Mujhe yakeen hai agli bar lambi
poonch aur 4 taang ke saath aaoge..!!!

Ladki ek aisi paheli hai

Ladki ek aisi paheli hai, kabhi teri to kabhi meri saheli hai.
Kharcha karo to bole “darling, how are you?”.
Na karo to bole “brother, who are you?”.

Tujhe ladka pasand aaya ho to baat agey chalayen

Mom: Tujhe ladka pasand aaya ho to baat agey chalayen.
Girl: Ladka to theek hai but mota hai.
Mom: TV chahe 14″ ka ho ya 29″ ka
remote 6″ ka hi hota hai.

Beauty is not how you look

Beauty is not how you look,
it is not how handsome u r,
it is not ur figure too…
Beauty is the inner self,
so change ur underwear daily.

An englishman, bihari & punjabi were standing on roof

An englishman, bihari & punjabi were standing on roof.
They decided to throw down whatever was
available in excess with them.
Englishman threw pounds, Bihari threw rice &
Punjabi threw the Bihari down.

Tum haste raho, nachte raho, muskurate raho

Tum haste raho, nachte raho, muskurate raho,
sada khil khilate raho, khush raho aur gungunate raho,
mera kya hai, log tumhe hi pagal samzhenge….